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  • #76
    Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui View Post
    See what you may have done, Elok!!
    Yes, just as soon as BK loses his virginity with a nice, die-hard conservative Catholic Canadian girl looking to settle down. I'm sure there are lots of those.

    Also, BK's original post will be buried under three solid pages of people like Asher asking variants on "what was his name?"
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    • #77
      His name was Asher.

      Duh.



      (Seriously, progesterone-only contraceptives, either the pill or the shot. That's your answer, mon ami. Bon chance.)
      "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
      "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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      • #78
        Originally posted by Wiglaf View Post
        How does a peediatrician know so much about sex unless he is having sex with his underage patients?
        Because he sees the results of sex.
        "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
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        • #79
          Seriously, progesterone-only contraceptives, either the pill or the shot. That's your answer, mon ami. Bon chance.


          When did you turn into Gambit?
          KH FOR OWNER!
          ASHER FOR CEO!!
          GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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          • #80
            Seriously, though, having to wear condoms while married is grounds for divorce.
            KH FOR OWNER!
            ASHER FOR CEO!!
            GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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            • #81
              Originally posted by Drake Tungsten View Post
              Seriously, progesterone-only contraceptives, either the pill or the shot. That's your answer, mon ami. Bon chance.


              When did you turn into Gambit?
              I grew up watching Charlie Brown cartoons dubbed into French on CBC. Deal with it.
              "My nation is the world, and my religion is to do good." --Thomas Paine
              "The subject of onanism is inexhaustable." --Sigmund Freud

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              • #82
                Is everyone in Michigan a goddamn Canadian?
                KH FOR OWNER!
                ASHER FOR CEO!!
                GUYNEMER FOR OT MOD!!!

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by Elok View Post
                  Yes, just as soon as BK loses his virginity with a nice, die-hard conservative Catholic Canadian girl looking to settle down. I'm sure there are lots of those.
                  There will be once he sneaks over the border like the Mexicans he hates
                  “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                  - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                  • #84
                    Why on earth would I hate Mexicans. You forget that I love Selma Hayek.

                    Texans > Mexicans > Canadians.

                    You forget I'm pro-immigration and anti-welfare. Everyone who wants to have a go at America should be able to come, just don't expect them to support your ass.
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                    • #85
                      Yes, just as soon as BK loses his virginity with a nice, die-hard conservative Catholic Canadian girl looking to settle down. I'm sure there are lots of those.
                      My ex was one of those, all of the above, married and with a kid. Great gal. Her first kid is Kateri, after the saint.

                      Also, BK's original post will be buried under three solid pages of people like Asher asking variants on "what was his name?"
                      IOW, the BK gets married thread. You really think I'd post her pic here? Seriously? It would depend on the pretty lady.
                      Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                      "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                        You forget I'm pro-immigration and anti-welfare. Everyone who wants to have a go at America should be able to come, just don't expect them to support your ass.
                        How Christian of you

                        You forget that I love Selma Hayek.


                        So you hate Linda Evangelista?
                        “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                        - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                        • #87
                          How Christian of you
                          For me charity doesn't have to be enforced by the state. How Christian is it to throw other people in jail for not supporting your charity?
                          Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                          "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
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                          • #88
                            Linda Evangelista?
                            No. Not curvy.
                            Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
                            "Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
                            2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                              For me charity doesn't have to be enforced by the state. How Christian is it to throw other people in jail for not supporting your charity?
                              The reason I'm not a Christian is because Jesus was a bloody socialist! And I think Jesus may not be all the averse to punishing those who don't give to the poor. He did say that the rich wouldn't find it very difficult to enter into heaven (camel / eye of the needle, etc).
                              “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                              - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
                                No. Not curvy.
                                ****, if you want curvy, you can have Pamela Anderson .

                                I can also change it, too...

                                So you hate Elisha Cuthbert and Tricia Helfer

                                You must be in the closet
                                “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                                - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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