I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.

[Elok]

The ****ing pill, for ****'s sake! If her endocrine system is all wackadoo, you can't do better than the pill!

(Or, alternatively, the Depo-Provera shot. Get it every three months, works 100% of time for contraception, and works wonders for the majority of women with nutty cycles.)

Yes, I passed this on to her; she replied that she's already at a substantially higher risk for stroke than most women, and using the pill would do something like quadruple that risk. She already knew that it could help with the symptoms of her hormone hijinks (which can give her severe cramps and migraines, among other things), but decided not to for that reason.

IRT whoever asked about "no sensation," no, I didn't mean literally no sensation, and yes, this was in fact my first (and second, and third) sex. But I assume it's not normal to be aroused by a woman but, on entering her, be incapable of reaching orgasm. We're going to try a variety of condoms, since I've read a number of complaints that the specific type we were using (Trojan's main polyurethane brand) tends to constrict feeling a lot. It did feel pretty tight, but I had no grounds for comparison.

[Elok]

So **** is censored but cervical mucus is okay? This site is bonkers.

I think it's because "Go cervical mucus yourself" is a relatively uncommon insult.

[Felch]

Its very rarity makes it that much more offensive.

[Guynemer]

The risk of stroke is due to estrogen in the contraceptive. There are options for women with increased stroke risk, including the shot, and low or no estrogen (progesterone-only) pills. Look into it.

Also, in my anecdotal experience, there is no difference in sensation between brands of condoms. Thank god for monogamy and the pill.

[Ben Kenobi]

So **** is censored but cervical mucus is okay? This site is bonkers.

For the same reason why 'intercourse' is ok. Why on earth do you think they have the expression, "Pardon my French?"

French words are just plain couth.

[Guynemer]

I think it's because "Go cervical mucus yourself" is a relatively uncommon insult.

Says you, mothercervical mucuser. Cervical mucus off.

[Imran Siddiqui]

French words

French kissing

[Guynemer]

Le petit mort.

[Solomwi]

Yes. Solo-bukkake aka one-man-bukkake.

I resent that... and really hope we find a better name for it.

[Ocktoepuss]

IRT whoever asked about "no sensation," no, I didn't mean literally no sensation, and yes, this was in fact my first (and second, and third) sex. But I assume it's not normal to be aroused by a woman but, on entering her, be incapable of reaching orgasm. We're going to try a variety of condoms, since I've read a number of complaints that the specific type we were using (Trojan's main polyurethane brand) tends to constrict feeling a lot. It did feel pretty tight, but I had no grounds for comparison.

Put this on as background music

[Imran Siddiqui]

Do you guys seriously want me to start one of these?

See what you may have done, Elok!!

[Drake Tungsten]

Thank god for monogamy and the pill.

QFT

I would also have accepted "thank god for unprotected sex with many anonymous partners", but I understand that a doctor can't be seen glamourizing such a lifestyle.

[MRT144]

Thank god for monogamy and the pill.

QFT

I would also have accepted "thank god for unprotected sex with many anonymous partners", but I understand that a doctor can't be seen glamourizing such a lifestyle.

QFT

[Wiglaf]

The risk of stroke is due to estrogen in the contraceptive. There are options for women with increased stroke risk, including the shot, and low or no estrogen (progesterone-only) pills. Look into it.

Also, in my anecdotal experience, there is no difference in sensation between brands of condoms. Thank god for monogamy and the pill.

How does a peediatrician know so much about sex unless he is having sex with his underage patients?

[duke o' york]

He's not a wee doctor.