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  • #31
    Originally posted by DinoDoc View Post
    Presumably, he doesn't have to worry about his wife screwing around with other people Thoth.
    Are you sure? I mean for all we know it might be an open marriage.
    Modern man calls walking more quickly in the same direction down the same road “change.”
    The world, in the last three hundred years, has not changed except in that sense.
    The simple suggestion of a true change scandalizes and terrifies modern man. -Nicolás Gómez Dávila

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    • #32
      Latex condoms feel the same. Flesh-on-flesh feeling can never be replaced with a plastic-wrapped-flesh-on-lfesh feeling.
      If you're bold and strong-willed, try coitus interruptus.
      If your wife has given birth, you can try sticking that copper spiral up her uterus.
      Or she can go to a doctor and put herself on the pill. Or get the shot.
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      Among the **** we all are poets
      Among the poets we are ****.

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      • #33
        Just knock her up.
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        • #34
          She can always have an abortion.
          “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
          "Capitalism ho!"

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          • #35
            All his swimmers died from boredom years ago anyway.
            12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
            Stadtluft Macht Frei
            Killing it is the new killing it
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            • #36
              Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny View Post
              Just knock her up.
              or throw it in her pooper.
              I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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              • #37
                From virgin to turdburglar in less than a week
                12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                Stadtluft Macht Frei
                Killing it is the new killing it
                Ultima Ratio Regum

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by Heraclitus View Post
                  Don't we all get one at one point?


                  This is Apolyton, virginity is assumed untill proven otherwise.
                  You mean I could have had a not a virgin thread like 9 years ago?! Why didn't anyone tell me?!
                  “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
                  - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Heraclitus View Post
                    Don't we all get one at one point?

                    The loss of my virginity pre-dates the internet.

                    How would mine go anyway

                    "It was a warm May evening and I was excited at the thought of seeing * again. Each night the kissing and fondling in my Dad's pickup had seemed more feverish, more intense. I was scared that tonight that she would prevent me from going further, and even more terrified that she wouldn't"
                    Last edited by Flubber; September 22, 2009, 13:46.
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                    • #40
                      Ok condoms do suck-- I find they reduce the feeling of warmth and wet which are so much a part of condom-less sex-- However I have always, through necessity perhaps, found sex with condoms to be just fine.

                      But " never felt a thing"?? If you didn't at least feel pressure around you there are a whole bunch of obvious jokes that I don't feel I know you well enough to make. I'll instead assume you have had condom-less sex at some point before or a BJ and merely are noting the greatly decreased sensation.

                      I'll have to check the brands I use but generally I found getting one that was snug without feeling too tight was the key. I have never had a condom that allowed me to feel the full range of sensation but if you experiment with a few you may find one that works

                      Also-- if its just pregnancy prevention, the rythym method can work as well if she has at all a regular cycle. In 7 years of marriage I never had a problem with that (but we restricted condom-less playtime to the few days at the beginning and never risked the end of the cycle). WE used it as part of our life for the 5 years of the 7 in which she wasn't pregnant-- oh and all pregnancies --we were trying to get pregnant . Whether you would try this depends on how much you want to avoid children and how regular she tends to be
                      You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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                      • #41
                        In my sex ed class we were taught the name for people that use the rhythm method - "parents"
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                        • #42
                          I thought Poly was supposed to be a child friendly site. I'm glad we are being just that by commenting on sex ed at last, to BKs' constenation.
                          You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                          • #43
                            On poly, "sex" is a euphemism for rape.

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                            • #44
                              The shot works wonders, you don't even have to worry about her getting lazy with the pill.
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                              • #45
                                Is "the shot" a euphemism for bukkake?
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