As you can see - this Russian motherf*cker is still standing.
So, I was digging in my writings, which I do once a year or so and found this masterpiece.
But since I a complete perfectionist, I have decided to correct a few mistakes in my translation that I've found.
So, enjoy a new version of "not your cup of tea"

You are the only fan of my poetry here after all.

I believe it is a pretty perfect translation now.
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