I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.

[Elok]

I HATE condoms. At least the polyurethane variety we used (since the wife is mildly allergic to latex). Got her to climax twice, but never felt a thing the whole night. It's like humping a plastic bag, no matter how much space you leave or how much lube you use. Micro-ultra-sheer my ass. Too expensive too.

Anybody know of a prophylactic that doesn't feel like shrink-wrapping your wang? She says she's willing to try latex, since only long-term exposure gives her problems; I'm not too sure about that.

Grr.

[Lorizael]

Latex condoms suck too. Your best bet is to lie and tell her you got a vasectomy.

[KrazyHorse]

Put her on the ****ing pill, dude. And congratulations.

[Kitschum]

Blowjobs are for you, not the rest.

[Theben]

Wait, your married?!

[Elok]

Yes, this Sunday. And the pill's not really an option; her endocrine system is screwy enough as it is. The pill would probably make her uterus explode or something. Hopefully once her company health insurance kicks in we can get a referral to an endocrinologist, and s/he'll get her working in a more predictable fashion.

[Japher]

vasectomy...

[Guynemer]

Put her on the ****ing pill, dude. And congratulations.

This.

[Guynemer]

Dude, the pill regulates the endocrine system. It's a ****ing godsend for women with unpredictable and/or painful menstrual cycles.

The pill.

Getting married

Doubling her pleasure

[MRT144]

Notify the crew

[BeBMan]

[-Jrabbit]

You should consider upgrading your avatar to something more manly.

[Wiglaf]

Why don't you write a crappy novel about this? I am very interested in publishing what you have to say on this topic of realizing you married a girl who cannot get you off. All I ask is that you pay me $1,000 and I will take care of the marketing and distribution as it were.

[Imran Siddiqui]

Uh... do we really need a "I'm not a virgin" thread?

[Elok]

Sorry, should I have mentioned dickgirls too?

Actually, the title was just a throwaway Futurama reference. The real topic of the thread is the hypothetical existence of a condom that doesn't totally block sensation.