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  • Originally posted by loinburger View Post
    Likewise, some of my ex-girlfriends said that penises (all penises mind you, not just mine) looked comical. And that's fine - genitalia don't need to be especially appealing, as they're usually not even visible during the sex act itself (69ing being one of the few times when somebody is being stimulated while also having a closeup view of genitalia).

    Getting your crimson wings is the same type of thing - your schlong may look kind of gross afterwards, but that shouldn't interfere with the act itself. (That said, I've never performed oral sex on someone having their period, and I doubt I ever will.)
    Why are you so prudish?
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    • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
      It's a little messier, but that's all.
      QFT. And she's particularly horny during her periods as well.
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      • Originally posted by MRT144 View Post
        Why are you so prudish?
        About what, eating period blood?
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        • Originally posted by loinburger View Post
          About what, eating period blood?
          Yeah. You're like some prissy French king or something.

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          • I won't eat ass either, thus making me as prissy as an entire French dynasty.
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            • Idunno; IIRC some of those kings had to kiss Hapsburg women, which is pretty close to eating ass. And my wife says you're gross, all of you. Finally, I haven't known her to be especially horny during periods. Why would she be? There'd be no biological purpose.
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              • You and your wife are prudes
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                • Originally posted by Elok View Post
                  Why would she be?
                  Her hormones are out of whack.

                  There'd be no biological purpose.
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                  • Originally posted by Elok View Post
                    Idunno; IIRC some of those kings had to kiss Hapsburg women, which is pretty close to eating ass. And my wife says you're gross, all of you. Finally, I haven't known her to be especially horny during periods. Why would she be? There'd be no biological purpose.
                    When did you first start dating your now-wife?
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                    • Years ago? I remember it being at least two years since he said he planned to marry her once he had a job.

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                      • Okay good. I was hoping Elok wasn't one of those need-to-be-married for sex types, so he married his woman a month after dating.

                        I hadn't heard anything about his womanfolk before, so I was confused by the marriage bit.
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                        • Originally posted by loinburger View Post
                          I won't eat ass either, thus making me as prissy as an entire French dynasty.
                          Eating ass is nothing like tasting the lining of a uterus. Asses have germs and things.
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                          • Okay, I've been itching to ask this question. Elok, was your wife a virgin too?

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                            • But Ben, you approach many topics with no demonstrable openess of mind whatsoever. Homosexual relationships for instance. I detect no openess there.
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                              • Originally posted by MRT144 View Post
                                Eating ass is nothing like tasting the lining of a uterus. Asses have germs and things.
                                That is possibly the most ironic thing you have ever posted.
                                You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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