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  • Originally posted by Ben Kenobi View Post
    By all means, ignore opinions you find distasteful, just don't claim you are being openminded.
    By reading and posting in response to a post of yours, obviously he's reading your posts.
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    • Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui View Post
      By reading and posting in response to a post of yours, obviously he's reading your posts.

      I think he knows that and it was a sideways slam at those that criticize what they don't read

      I have never blocked anyone-- Although there are times when a certain poster or line of argumnet between several posters is so asinine that I will skip s few pages of a thread. I figure if there are any nuggets in there, someone would quote it sooner or later
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      • Originally posted by N35t0r View Post
        QFT. And she's particularly horny during her periods as well.
        And it's a bit warmer too.
        Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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        • Elok, before you slam the lack of a biological purpose of an enhanced female orgasm during period sex, tell us what the biological purpose of the female orgasm at any time is.
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          • The female orgasm is a myth.
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            • Originally posted by Drake Tungsten View Post
              The female orgasm is a myth.
              That's not what your mom told me last night, BOOM!
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              • My mother has been dead for over a decade, you sick ****.
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                • Originally posted by Drake Tungsten View Post
                  My mother has been dead for over a decade, you sick ****.
                  I thought she was just always like that.
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                  • Originally posted by Drake Tungsten View Post
                    My mother has been dead for over a decade, you sick ****.
                    I am just, that, good.

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                    • Now that's how you do that joke.
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                      • Originally posted by onodera View Post
                        Okay, I've been itching to ask this question. Elok, was your wife a virgin too?

                        Are you sure?
                        Yes, about as sure as a man can be. I'm sure a non-virgin could play the charade to the hilt, of course, but she was just as clueless about romantic matters as I was when we met in 2006. She'd have to have been a sexually experienced woman who didn't know how to kiss. Or liked to pretend she didn't know how to kiss, and maintained the farce for three-plus years while perfectly simulating the learning curve of a bashful nerd just getting the hang of love.

                        Loin, I wasn't talking about enhanced female orgasm so much as enhanced female sex drive in general. Without getting into personal details she wouldn't care to have divulged, milady seems to be randiest around ovulation time. Also, are you familiar with the study that found strippers earned larger tips around the time they were ovulating? I.e., they were exuding pheromones or giving unconscious signs or something to indicate that copulation would be a good investment of time and gametes. It's not unreasonable to believe that there might be a similar incentive on the woman's part.

                        Finally, I had a revelation today: I realized that my shift manager at work is a non-monogamous gay male in his late twenties, and therefore pretty much guaranteed to be an expert on condoms. And sure enough, he gave me more useful information in thirty seconds than you lot have done in several days. I've got to learn to use my IRL acquaintances before resorting to you internet weirdos.
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                        • Is your shift manager cute?
                          "The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
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                          • A quick request to the mods:

                            Once this thread peters out, lock it into the Hall of Fame. We must immortalize Elok's passage into manhood for all time.
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                            • Yes, about as sure as a man can be. I'm sure a non-virgin could play the charade to the hilt, of course, but she was just as clueless about romantic matters as I was when we met in 2006. She'd have to have been a sexually experienced woman who didn't know how to kiss. Or liked to pretend she didn't know how to kiss, and maintained the farce for three-plus years while perfectly simulating the learning curve of a bashful nerd just getting the hang of love.


                              Dude, that's not proof. A hymen is proof.
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                              • Eh, a woman who hasn't lost her hymen before her first time of intrecourse is either having sex early, or never did one of a dozen plus things that can cause it to be lost.

                                Like riding horses or sexual stuff like using a dildo.

                                I would be surprised if even the virgin 20somethings have their hymen intact.

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