The OFFICIAL United States Presidential Election Thread!

[Kuciwalker]

[Ben Kenobi]

That he will. I'll have to make a new version of the pic as I have Polyplus size avatars.

If Kerry wins.

The horror!

Please no.

/me prays for a Bush win.

[:) Smiley]

Mobilization and turnout is indeed high. Today around the campus lines went out the buildings of the polling places and onto the sidewalk. Every block outside the polling area radius, there are people telling people to get their *** to the polls.

[Bosh]

Originally posted by GePap


You are just simply a bitter anti-goatist. Shame on you

Well maybe I need to eat some mid-eastern goat, the last goat I had was in a Jamaican restaurant and it was awful. And the last lamb I had was at an Indian restaurant and it was great

I love telling my students I eat lambs, I horrifies the poor little Koreans

[Agathon]

Well if Kerry wins I get a humiliating avatar change.

On the other hand, a Kerry win means that fundies everywhere will be boarding up their doors to stop government agents getting in and enforcing the mandatory homosexuality policy of John Kerry.

[Vlad Antlerkov]

Actually, I've told a few people (tongue-in-cheek, of course) that if Kerry wins, we'd all be forced to gay marry, and the Universe would be unable to handle all the resulting fabulousness and explode.

[Hueij]

Originally posted by Vlad Antlerkov
Actually, I've told a few people (tongue-in-cheek, of course) that if Kerry wins, we'd all be forced to gay marry, and the Universe would be unable to handle all the resulting fabulousness and explode.

Starchild would love that

[Agathon]

Of course, all that Liberals really want is to commit foul buggery on the persons of the righteous!!

I could be joking, but it's written in the Bible and they believe all that stuff.

[monkspider]

Latest exit polls, grain of salt and all that.

Kerry Bush

PA 53 46
FL 51 49
NC 48 52
OH 51 49
MO 46 54
AK 47 53
MI 51 47
NM 50 49
LA 43 56
CO 48 51
AZ 45 55
MN 54 44
WI 52 47
IA 49 49

[Bosh]

other exit polls from Slate, I'm not sure if these are more recent than monkspider's:

Florida
Kerry 50
Bush 49

Ohio
Kerry 50
Bush 49

Pennsylvania
Kerry 54
Bush 45

Wisconsin
Kerry 51
Bush 46

Michigan
Kerry 51
Bush 47

Minnesota
Kerry 58
Bush 40

Nevada
Kerry 48
Bush 50

New Mexico
Kerry 50
Bush 48

North Carolina
Kerry 49
Bush 51

Colorado
Kerry 46
Bush 53

Other exit-poll results have arrived in more vague form, with Kerry leading Bush in New Hampshire but trailing him in Arizona and Louisiana.

Looks like so far so good for Kerry.

[Harry Tuttle]

Oh god, CNN had a huge countdown clock for the polls that just closed. Wolf Blitzer looked like he was going to **** himself.

[DinoDoc]

I voted to opress MrFun.

[Jaguar]

CNN projects Bush wins in Indiana, Kentucky and Georgia, Kerry wins in Vermont.

[Bosh]

Originally posted by Harry Tuttle
Oh god, CNN had a huge countdown clock for the polls that just closed. Wolf Blitzer looked like he was going to **** himself.

Bastards aren't giving me exit polls

[Jaguar]

Fox projects the same. No surprises there.