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  • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
    I just automatically assume everyone else is better at this whole socializing thing than I am.
    I may have been wrong.
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    • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
      Cool. How do I do that?
      Convince yourself that you're doing her a favor by talking to her at all. That's the hard part. Mind altering chemicals help. MDMA is ideal. Once you have that attitude of superiority, it's easy as pie to go up and say, "Hi, I'm Lori, and I dug what you said about [astronomy ****]. I want to buy you [lunch/dinner] and find out more about you."
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      • Each week you attend all those classes -- on honor -- I will put $5 down on the Kickstarter of your choice, which will be credited to you (if I can figure out how), and received by you.
        I'll match this.

        Edit... I see his comments later down. Ok. Understood.

        Good luck, Lori! We're all counting on you!

        Oh, and I'd definitely hit that.
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        • Originally posted by Elok View Post
          Ask Al what he would do, then do the opposite.

          More seriously, see if she has a serious interest in the subject, as I believe you do, and get her talking about what her grad project is about. I believe the general rule is to get her talking about herself.
          Originally posted by Felch View Post
          Convince yourself that you're doing her a favor by talking to her at all. That's the hard part. Mind altering chemicals help. MDMA is ideal. Once you have that attitude of superiority, it's easy as pie to go up and say, "Hi, I'm Lori, and I dug what you said about [astronomy ****]. I want to buy you [lunch/dinner] and find out more about you."
          These are probably the correct pieces of advice, but they involve me opening my mouth.
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          • Unless you haven't opened your mouth at all since the beggining you can't play lovable mute now.

            Just show that you like her and make her comfortable (and yourself in the process) and have a pleasant conversation with tiggling edges, flirt.
            Then she will look forward to see you the next day, where you repeat this and take it up a notch and so on.

            That's good because you also get to know her a bit in the process and that she really interests you (besides those beautiful tits, I mean eyes)

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            • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
              These are probably the correct pieces of advice, but they involve me opening my mouth.
              Well, you could try borrowing nonverbal mating strategies from the lower animals. I understand dancing is often involved, along with head-bobbing. Is she perhaps a chicken? If so, you should get close to her, extend whichever arm is farther from her, and walk in a circle around her while trailing said arm along the ground. If she does not object, jump on her, bite her on the back of the neck and get to work. You'll only have to hold her down with your weight for about four seconds.

              Or you could just reconcile yourself to talking to some extent; if you encourage her to talk about herself, you will both avoid having to talk too much and demonstrate flattering interest.
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              • You might also ask Jon Miller for mating strategies. He is very good at reproducing, as you know.
                Last edited by Elok; September 10, 2014, 12:56. Reason: JON MILLER
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                • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                  These are probably the correct pieces of advice, but they involve me opening my mouth.
                  Yeah but after you open your mouth and swallow that E pill, everything else just comes naturally. Or artificially, depending on how you look at mind altering chemicals.
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                  • Well, my guess is it isn't meant to be between me and the cute guest lecturer. I only have fifteen minutes between classes, which doesn't exactly give me a lot of time to pretend to be interested in what she has to say. It's possible I could run into her at other times, given that we're both astronomy people, but that comes down to serendipity/stalking.
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                    • So a chat in which you don't have to worry about running out of things to say after 15 minutes, because you'll be literally running out (to the next class)? What's the downside?
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                      • Yeah, that's the easiest.

                        "Hey, I've got to run to my next class, but I really liked what you said about stars and ****. I want to talk more, and show you my erect penis. Let's get coffee sometime."

                        The key is never say "um" "maybe" or anything indecisive like that. Your **** is hard, and it must be heard.
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                        • Opening your mouth is not a bad thing.


                          Especially if you have a long tongue.
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                          • I would recommend not hitting on her or asking her out. She may already have a bf. If you don't know her well enough to know if she is single (forgive if you mentioned her status, i'm high on paind meds from wisdom tooth), then you don't know her well enough to ask her out.

                            just, IMO
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                            • I don't know her at all. I know she's cute and into astronomy. Historically, I only ask someone out after I've known them for months and months. And then it's not so much a date as starting a relationship.
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                              • Stop giving us excuses and talk to her!
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