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Originally posted by Lorizael View PostCool. How do I do that?John Brown did nothing wrong.
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Each week you attend all those classes -- on honor -- I will put $5 down on the Kickstarter of your choice, which will be credited to you (if I can figure out how), and received by you.
Edit... I see his comments later down. Ok. Understood.
Good luck, Lori! We're all counting on you!
Oh, and I'd definitely hit that.Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
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Originally posted by Elok View PostAsk Al what he would do, then do the opposite.
More seriously, see if she has a serious interest in the subject, as I believe you do, and get her talking about what her grad project is about. I believe the general rule is to get her talking about herself.Originally posted by Felch View PostConvince yourself that you're doing her a favor by talking to her at all. That's the hard part. Mind altering chemicals help. MDMA is ideal. Once you have that attitude of superiority, it's easy as pie to go up and say, "Hi, I'm Lori, and I dug what you said about [astronomy ****]. I want to buy you [lunch/dinner] and find out more about you."Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
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Unless you haven't opened your mouth at all since the beggining you can't play lovable mute now.
Just show that you like her and make her comfortable (and yourself in the process) and have a pleasant conversation with tiggling edges, flirt.
Then she will look forward to see you the next day, where you repeat this and take it up a notch and so on.
That's good because you also get to know her a bit in the process and that she really interests you (besides those beautiful tits, I mean eyes)
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Originally posted by Lorizael View PostThese are probably the correct pieces of advice, but they involve me opening my mouth.
Or you could just reconcile yourself to talking to some extent; if you encourage her to talk about herself, you will both avoid having to talk too much and demonstrate flattering interest.
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Originally posted by Lorizael View PostThese are probably the correct pieces of advice, but they involve me opening my mouth.John Brown did nothing wrong.
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Well, my guess is it isn't meant to be between me and the cute guest lecturer. I only have fifteen minutes between classes, which doesn't exactly give me a lot of time to pretend to be interested in what she has to say. It's possible I could run into her at other times, given that we're both astronomy people, but that comes down to serendipity/stalking.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
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Yeah, that's the easiest.
"Hey, I've got to run to my next class, but I really liked what you said about stars and ****. I want to talk more, and show you my erect penis. Let's get coffee sometime."
The key is never say "um" "maybe" or anything indecisive like that. Your **** is hard, and it must be heard.John Brown did nothing wrong.
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Opening your mouth is not a bad thing.
Especially if you have a long tongue.“It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”
― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man
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I would recommend not hitting on her or asking her out. She may already have a bf. If you don't know her well enough to know if she is single (forgive if you mentioned her status, i'm high on paind meds from wisdom tooth), then you don't know her well enough to ask her out.
just, IMOTo us, it is the BEAST.
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I don't know her at all. I know she's cute and into astronomy. Historically, I only ask someone out after I've known them for months and months. And then it's not so much a date as starting a relationship.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
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