Please don't take this too seriously.

[Elok]

Yeah, you'd probably do best to treat this as Talking to Cuties XP, rather than "hitting on her." If something happens, that's gravy. Don't put pressure on yourself to do anything.

[Sava]

if you do nothing else, say two things to her:

"ey beby u wan sum fuk"?
"i liek ur boobs"

[N35t0r]

it's liek, not like.

[Sava]

corredted

[Lorizael]

I joined the university's astronomy club and went to the first meeting of the semester this evening. I was neither the oldest nor the nerdiest one there.

[regexcellent]

I joined the university's astronomy club and went to the first meeting of the semester this evening. I was neither the oldest nor the nerdiest one there.

If you want to inflate your sense of self-worth, go to the computer science department and observe the local patterns of grooming and dress.

[Lorizael]

No, that's a bad idea. I'm basically programmed to rate myself poorly in comparison to others. If I'm going to find any self-worth, it'll be... sigh... within.

[Lorizael]

Well, the cute guest lecturer is gone. So now my only chance to talk to her is if I get a sex change operation and join the women's astronomy club she runs.

[Bereta_Eder]

or "bump" on to her outside

[Lorizael]

Right. Serendipity/stalking.

[rah]

It's only stalking if she doesn't respond and you continue doing it.

Otherwise it's call courting.

[ricketyclik]

Well, the cute guest lecturer is gone. So now my only chance to talk to her is if I get a sex change operation and join the women's astronomy club she runs.

Join the club on the basis that you're interested in both women and astronomy

[Lorizael]

When cute guest lecturer was plugging the group at the beginning of class, one of the male students asked if men could join; she said no.

[Bereta_Eder]

Right. Serendipity/stalking.

Well I assume this astronomy club with women (could sound like a sexual paganist ritual only with geeks) is taking place inside the campus/university. Otherwise yes randomly showing up on her front door and pretend you were visitng a friend or something will not work.

[Lorizael]

Ah **** it all. Had a dream about my ex last night. Annoying coworkers of hers were invading her house and I was trying to stop them. Not sure where that kind of dream comes from. But ****, I don't know how the hell I'm supposed to get over her. I broke up with my first two girlfriends for very valid reasons. There were significant problems with our relationships that meant we were making each other more unhappy than happy.

But that's not the case with this ex. We were quite happy together. There were problems, but they weren't overwhelming. We only broke up because she wants children and I don't. How the **** am I supposed to find closure there? We were good together. We made each other happy. We were building a life together. It was ****ing working. And then it just stopped. What the **** is that? What the bloody ****? How do I stop being in love with someone when they're still the person I was in love with? When nothing's changed? Blarggggg.