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  • My astro professor is at a conference this week, so a guest lecturer is filling in. She's a grad student in astronomy education research at the university (and thus probably much closer to my age than my classmates are), and she's pretty cute. Should I hit that?
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    • Go for it!
      No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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      • Cool. How do I do that?
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        • How should I know?
          No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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          • I just automatically assume everyone else is better at this whole socializing thing than I am.
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            • Ask Al what he would do, then do the opposite.

              More seriously, see if she has a serious interest in the subject, as I believe you do, and get her talking about what her grad project is about. I believe the general rule is to get her talking about herself.
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              • shaving and wearing matching colors helps too

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                • I've been shaving somewhat regularly recently. Matching colors is probably a bit much to ask for, though.
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                  • just don't do green and blue together

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                    • Yeah, just be sure to put some yellow or red between them.
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                      • Originally posted by Bereta_Eder View Post
                        CDI's to hedge against Lori's failure will take the burden off and make him succeed.
                        There is a collateral part of CDI that does not exist in Lori's case.
                        “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

                        ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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                        • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                          Cool. How do I do that?
                          You should walk up to here during her lecture and ask her to go out with you in front of the entire audience. She'll be so amazed by your audacity she'll say yes.
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                          • It is time for the moon festival. Drop your pants and show her how well endowed you are.
                            “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

                            ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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                            • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                              I just automatically assume everyone else is better at this whole socializing thing than I am.
                              I may have been wrong.
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                              • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                                Cool. How do I do that?
                                Convince yourself that you're doing her a favor by talking to her at all. That's the hard part. Mind altering chemicals help. MDMA is ideal. Once you have that attitude of superiority, it's easy as pie to go up and say, "Hi, I'm Lori, and I dug what you said about [astronomy ****]. I want to buy you [lunch/dinner] and find out more about you."
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