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  • Originally posted by ricketyclik View Post
    "Relativation"?
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    • Is it wrong to want to **** someone who's younger than Netscape?
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      • indubitably

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        • Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
          "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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          • But seriously, my options are limited. It's either classmates who have to be told about the Oklahoma City Bombing or TAs who are probably discouraged from sleeping with their students.
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            • Which ever presents itself or the first opportunity. You never can predict what might be the match. It just happens.
              It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
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              • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                But seriously, my options are limited. It's either classmates who have to be told about the Oklahoma City Bombing or TAs who are probably discouraged from sleeping with their students.
                I know less about attracting women than just about anybody but even I know that's not the subject matter to lead with.
                Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi Wan's apprentice.

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                • I have been married for five years, and I am not sure I have ever discussed the OKC bombing with my wife. It just never came up.
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                  • Originally posted by Elok View Post
                    I have been married for five years, and I am not sure I have ever discussed the OKC bombing with my wife. It just never came up.
                    Shouldn't you go and sit down with her quietly and fix that omission?

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                    • This whole thread should be zipped up and submitted as an example of pathos for the next edition of the OED.
                      “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

                      ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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                      • Originally posted by Garth Vader View Post
                        I know less about attracting women than just about anybody but even I know that's not the subject matter to lead with.
                        Well, I guess we've discovered the reason for my lack of success with the ladies.
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                        • Originally posted by pchang View Post
                          This whole thread should be zipped up and submitted as an example of pathos for the next edition of the OED.
                          I suspect Lorizael just gets a kick out of getting people to try to help him. He may even keep a score and pump his fists in air every time he suckers another one.
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                          • I can't wait until we find out that Lori is really George Clooney.
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                            • Originally posted by Colon™ View Post
                              I suspect Lorizael just gets a kick out of getting people to try to help him. He may even keep a score and pump his fists in air every time he suckers another one.
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                              • Originally posted by ricketyclik View Post
                                Shouldn't you go and sit down with her quietly and fix that omission?
                                After a brief discussion, we have agreed that the OKC bombing was A Bad Thing.

                                EDIT: However, she agrees that she "[does not] see how anybody can even think about that and their dating life in the same . . . (exasperated hand gesture to express inarticulate bewilderment)."
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