The Corrupt wish game

[Nubclear]

A pianist 12 inches tall becomes your best buddy

I wish that Alaska would declare it's alligence to Russia!

[Drake Tungsten]

Granted. Now the Russkies have to deal with all the stupid ****ing hippies *****ing about protecting a ****ing frozen swamp and some caribou from oil development.

I wish my kotatsu was bigger.

[Ben Kenobi]

Poof, it is, but you can never get it out of the house again.

I wish I had a big chocolate cake in the refrigerator ready for tomorrow.

[Nubclear]

Yay! But unfortunately its so big, the minute you open the door is falls out.

I wish I had $5,000.

[Drake Tungsten]

Poof, it is, but you can never get it out of the house again.

Why would I want to get it out of the house?

Yay! But unfortunately its so big, the minute you open the door is falls out.

[Nubclear]

Originally posted by Drake Tungsten

The cake.

[Drake Tungsten]

My bad...

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar
I wish I had $5,000.

Poof, you have $5000. In fact, you found an envelope on the street that has $500,000 in new $100 banknotes, all 5000 of them.

I wish I had a prepetual motion machine.

[Vlad Antlerkov]

Granted. Here's your gigantic hamster wheel, UR. Now run in it.

I wish this thread weren't on the 2nd page. (And I'd also wish for the subjunctive to come back into common use. )

[Urban Ranger]

Granted - it got deleted. Thanks a lot!

I wish I could run like the wind.

[Q Classic]

congratulations! you are now forrest gump. however, you lose all of his charm and luck.

i wish that whatever i wanted, i could buy, and money would be no object.

[Bosh]

You are able to buy anything because you are a high priced man-whore who turns ten tricks a day with highly unattractive members of both genders!

I wish they sold coconut milk in the local supermarket

[duke o' york]

You can now buy whatever you want, but since money is no longer an object, then shopkeepers refuse to accept it and you find that your masses of wealth are worthless. You are forced to complete purchases by submitting yourself to the cruel whims of the shopkeepers......

I wish I didn't have to wait fifteen more minutes before I could go home.

[st_swithin]

Granted, but that was your 15 minutes of Warholian fame, and if you'd waited, you'd have become the next Pulitzer prize winner.

I wish I'd never get my come-uppance.

[Immortal Wombat]

Granted. You'll never get comed up ever again.

I wish I had eleven toes.