The Corrupt wish game

[Ben Kenobi]

Granted!

Now you need to go for runs at 4am just to find something to do.

I wish my girlfiend could come up with me for the holidays.

[Verres]

She does, but only to tell you she is running off with her personal trainer.

I wish I was always right.

[Skanky Burns]

Granted. Now, no-one likes you or will talk to you!


I wish registering cars didn't cost so much.

[chequita guevara]

Granted, but now the streets are clogged with cars and no one can get anywhere.

I wish I didn't have to go make dinner.

[Nubclear]

You don't. However now you starve to death.

I wish...I dunno. I wish for whatever Che wishes.

[Urban Ranger]

Granted. You slowly become a puppet of che

I wish I have telepathy that can be used on any person I so choose.

[Nubclear]

Granted.
As your walking down the street, you run into a really hot lady. You use your telepathy on her...and can't use it on anyone else! She thinks your a nerd and politely excuses herself.

I wish I had a huge Russian flag flying outside my house.

[Skanky Burns]

Granted. Of course, you live in America. Can anyone say "witch-hunts"?

I wish I could come up with an economic system that was fair, provided motivation for people to work, encouraged competition and change, and didn't force anyone to starve or go without clothes/shelter.

[Urban Ranger]

Granted, but you become a marked man, forever fleeing from assassins.

I wish I had x-ray vision that I could use to see through clothes

[Q Classic]

granted. unfortunately, you're stuck in an airport indefinitely, surrounded by the st. andrew's senior citizen's world tour group... so you get to see nothing but aarp-grade fannies.

i wish broadband was cheaper in the states.

[st_swithin]

as you wish. now broadband is 50% cheaper, but since people no longer communicate face-to-face and the art of actual art of human conversation has gone the way of written correspondence and society wit, American literature, Berkeley Breathed and stand-up comedy all go down the old flusheroo.

Oh wait, that's not that much of a corruption. Oh well.

I wish I was witty and eloquent.

[Q Classic]

congratulations. you are now fez.

i wish i wish i could have sex with a beautiful woman and have her enjoy it, too, for every night of the rest of my life.

[Skanky Burns]

Granted. And she only services 7 other men before getting to you each night.


I wish my bag of M&Ms was not empty.

[Nubclear]

You look inside and find it still has a few crumbs in it
I wish....I wish I was having fun right now BUT not by pleasuring myself

[Urban Ranger]

Granted, now you are a hamster running around on a wheel

I wish I could win all my gambling bets