The Corrupt wish game

[Richelieu]

Granted. That third foot looks kind of weird with only one toe on it and in the middle of your face though.

I wish she wasn't so damned difficult to get along with.

[Q Classic]

it's almost a day and nobody's granted your wish? it's a tough one...

granted. she's now easy to get along with. you, however, are now such an *******, that you're impossible to get along with.

i wish this thread wouldn't die an inglorious death.

[Kuciwalker]

Granted. It dies a GLORIUS death, with Asher and Agathon and Drake going at it all out like in the Mac forum.

(wait, that would actually be pretty cool!)

I wish I was attractive to the OPPOSITE GENDER.

[Ben Kenobi]

Poof! You find your farm trips attract numerous female pigs.

I wish that the weather were fair and sunny today.

[Kuciwalker]

Granted. It is so sunny that the oceans boil off and everyone is incinerated.

I wish I was attractive to HUMANS of the opposite gender

[Urban Ranger]

Poof, you got it. Indeed, most of your days will be sunny, because you are in the middle of the Sahara.

I wish I could make any and all computers to do my bidding.

[Q Classic]

congratulations.

unfortunately, in a moment of weakness, you confess to a massive sun server that you want to make love to it, and it uses its connectors to, well, hentai you.

i wish i could get that disgusting image out of my head.

[Vlad Antlerkov]

/me removes Q Cubed's brain

Granted.

I wish I had some Jello.

[self biased]

granted. you've got a big bowl of original (hoof) flavored jello.

i wish people weren't so dissappointed in me.

[Enigma_Nova]

Granted : Everybody's memory of you is now erased.

I wish that 0 + 1 = 0
(C'mon! Let's see you stuff that one up!)

[Q Classic]

it's granted. unfortunately, since so many mathematical truths depended on our understanding that 0 + 1 == 1 + 0 = 1, the entire structure of the universe unravels and turns you into a puddle of primordial goo, cooking in the sun.

[Nubclear]

Granted. In fact, now everything =0, and everyone forgets that it ever was different.
However now programmers can't program anything without a whole slew of errors. Meaning Civ4 never comes out

(Well, thats probably a good thing. Sorry )

I wish for some candy.

[Enigma_Nova]

Originally posted by Q Cubed
the entire structure of the universe unravels ... the sun.

How the bloody hell does the universe unravel and still leave a sun behind?

[Enigma_Nova]

You are now crushed under a pile of candy

I wish that every direction was perpendicular to itself

[Enigma_Nova]

EDIT: Doublepost