The Corrupt wish game

[Q Classic]

granted. she's your mom now.

i wish i hadn't brought up that whole can of worms.

[Shogun Gunner]

poof, you didn't, but Drake is still popular with your mom AND your Dad.

I wish I could be reincarnated to sentient beings only.

[Drake Tungsten]

poof, you didn't, but Drake is still popular with your mom AND your Dad.

I guess I always have wanted to live like Jarvis Cocker.

[Kuciwalker]

Granted. You don't get reincarnated at all.

I wish I was in Bill Gates' will.

[Q Classic]

congratulations. all he leaves you is a non-functional copy of windows presentation manager 2.0.

i wish that the year 2004 will bring flying cars and food pills, just like how it was predicted in the 1950s.

[Vlad Antlerkov]

Granted. Unfortunately, the new flying cars are too expensive for you to buy or drive.

I wish I had X-ray vision.

[Thucydides]

Granted, the food pills taste like cardboard but do to there nutritional value replace all other forms of farming, and only by paying 20x the normal amount on the black market can regular food be obtained. Flying cars can be had, but require uranium to be powered. After a few nuclear accidents including one in your city, flying cars are banned except for a few stretches of desert where they can't hurt anyone.

I wish I was the only person in the world who could lie, and that nobody but myself was aware of my ability to tell lies.

[Thucydides]

Originally posted by Vlad Antlerkov
Granted. Unfortunately, the new flying cars are too expensive for you to buy or drive.

I wish I had X-ray vision.

Crap, too slow on the last one.
Granted, unfortunetly your not given immunity to X-rays. It's not long before yourself and the people closest to you start developing tumors.

I'll still stick with my last wish about lying.

[Inverse Icarus]

Granted. Your friends and family stop pretending to like you and you are forever alone.

I wish i got paid $1,000,000/hr for reading apolyton.

[Shogun Gunner]

CHA-CHING. The money is yours. Too bad your internet access price has been raised to $1,000,001 per hour of access.

I wish I didn't wish for anything.

[Enigma_Nova]

Wish granted. Unfortunately that was a wish.

I Wish the next post does not occur

[Inverse Icarus]

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(infinate loop, universe collapses)

i wish everyone would feel a desire to better the human race as a whole.

[Nubclear]

Yay! They do! But unfortunately, due to that desire everyone declares war on everyone else.

I wish I didn't exist.

[Inverse Icarus]

done. the world is a better place. this game/thread is over.

[Immortal Wombat]

I wish it wasn't over yet