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**ICBM** · December 1, 2003, 21:34

Granted. Now, you have no memory, so if things repeat themselves, you won't remember.

I wish my ex-girlfriend could be sent to Mars.

**self biased** · December 1, 2003, 22:15

granted. she's sent to mars, where she enslaves the local population, returns to earth with an army of martians, and conquers it ruthelessly. you are made head janitor of the martian barracks.

i wish that whenever a cd i owned got lost or was damaged, a replacement would show up in the mail a day or two later.

**Q Classic** · December 1, 2003, 22:19

congrats. however, not only have you sold your soul to the RIAA, but every track is interrupted 40 seconds in with a commercial break extolling the virtues of the RIAA and why you should not download music. ever.

i wish everybody could hear the gollum beatbox by the lords fo the rhymes.

**Urban Ranger** · December 1, 2003, 23:14

Granted, you found yourself in a pocket dimension all by yourself where this evil stuff wails on endlessly.

I wish white chocolate didn't exist.

**The Emperor Fabulous** · December 2, 2003, 01:10

Granted. Along with white chocolate, all forms of sweets do not exist.

I wish that kittens weren't so darn cute.

**Whoha** · December 2, 2003, 01:19

Granted, but now they infest more places then cockroaches, and can never be gotten rid of.

I wish that i could think of something to wish for

**Vesayen** · December 2, 2003, 02:14

Originally posted by Whoha
Granted, but now they infest more places then cockroaches, and can never be gotten rid of.

I wish that i could think of something to wish for

Granted! You wish for something to wish for and form an endless paradox loop negating all existance!

I wish for a poney named Star Jumper made of nuclear weapons, what could possibly go wrong???

**Ben Kenobi** · December 2, 2003, 05:43

Granted. However, you are now transported to Iraq and paraded by the Americans as proof of Saddam's WMD.

I wish that I were fluent in Latin, yet without loss to my English skills.

**self biased** · December 2, 2003, 05:59

granted. you're now a bishop in the roman catholic church, complete with the penchant for altar boys.

i wish i could go on tour with nine inch nails.

**Main_Brain** · December 2, 2003, 06:55

Granted. Yuu are now a Salesman for Nine and Ten Inch Nails touring the States.

I wish Ming would make a Wish.

**Q Classic** · December 2, 2003, 08:04

congrats.

unfortunately, it's a DL.

i wish the upgrades had gone smoothly.

**Urban Ranger** · December 2, 2003, 12:25

They have put in a new supercomputer. Unfortunately, the instruction manual and the OS are in Lower Esbonian.

I wish IBM had decided to build the PC around the MC68000, not the i8088.

**Stuie** · December 2, 2003, 12:46

Originally posted by Urban Ranger
I wish IBM had decided to build the PC around the MC68000, not the i8088.

Granted, but it fails miserably and we're all stuck using Atari 2600s.

I wish I was 21 years old again.

**Q Classic** · December 2, 2003, 19:26

you are. unfortunately, it's also 1941, and you've been drafted to go fight stalin and his red alert.

i wish there wasn't an unbearable lightness of being.

**st_swithin** · December 2, 2003, 19:34

Granted. Instead, there are trillions of unbearable lightnesses of being, causing a sudden decline in gravity.

I wish communism was popular.

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