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  • Granted, but now it's dumber than ever.

    I wish I could think of a wish.
    Pi = 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 10582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706 79821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081 2848111...
    Approximately.

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    • You just did.

      I wish ICBM could think of a wish.
      Haven't been here for ages....

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      • Granted. I did think of a wish, but it's that Shogun Gunner would be attacked by a rabid skunk.

        I wish that wish.
        Pi = 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375 10582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706 79821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081 2848111...
        Approximately.

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        • Granted. But I've become a Super Mutant Rabid Shogun Skunk and I bite you and kill you.

          I wish I wasn't a Super Mutant Rabid Shogun Skunk.
          Haven't been here for ages....

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          • Granted. Now you're a Normal Rabid Shogun Skunk.

            I wish i could sleep for a solid 12 hours.
            "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
            - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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            • Bam! You're in a coma.

              I wish Sava hadn't said that he loves me. Even if he was joking.

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              • Originally posted by JohnT
                Bam! You're in a coma.

                I wish Sava hadn't said that he loves me. Even if he was joking.
                Granted, Sava does not express his love with words, in a long night together he express it with means far less subtle.

                I wish my 15 page political science paper would be done automatically, and done at an A+ level.
                "I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer

                "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand

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                • Originally posted by Shi Huangdi


                  Granted, Sava does not express his love with words, in a long night together he express it with means far less subtle.

                  I wish my 15 page political science paper would be done automatically, and done at an A+ level.
                  done. your paper, written entirely in orange crayon, would recieve an A+ in a first grade classroom.

                  i wish the RIAA was dibanded and pop music destroyed.
                  "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
                  - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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                  • Poof. Due to a new legal precedent, the RIAA is disbanded. Copyrights all over the world are voided, leading to the collapse of the industrial world. In the resulting world-wide depression, millions die, billions are dashed into poverty.

                    I wish we could find an economic system based on fair profit versus robber capitalism that worked.
                    The worst form of insubordination is being right - Keith D., marine veteran. A dictator will starve to the last civilian - self-quoted
                    And on the eigth day, God realized it was Monday, and created caffeine. And behold, it was very good. - self-quoted
                    Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
                    Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry… I wish it were otherwise.

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                    • poof. the definition of "fair profit" has now been equated to that of "robber capitialism".

                      i wish the industrialized world was back
                      "I've lived too long with pain. I won't know who I am without it. We have to leave this place, I am almost happy here."
                      - Ender, from Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card

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                      • Where'd it go?

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                        • Granted...you now must work 20 hours a day in order to support your family.

                          I wish I wish I didn't squish that fish...
                          "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                          ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                          "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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                          • Granted. To prevent it's squishing, the fish pre-emptively shoots you.

                            I wish my Thanksgiving Vacation was longer.
                            "I'm moving to the Left" - Lancer

                            "I imagine the neighbors on your right are estatic." - Slowwhand

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                            • (stupid Bush fish...)

                              Granted. You are now stuck in a Groundhog's Day version of Thanksgiving, forced to relive the same day over and over and over again forever.

                              I wish the Boston Red Sox would win a World Series.
                              "I predict your ignore will rival Ben's" - Ecofarm
                              ^ The Poly equivalent of:
                              "I hope you can see this 'cause I'm [flipping you off] as hard as I can" - Ignignokt the Mooninite

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                              • They do. Little did anyone know that God had declared the day they won, the world would end.

                                I wish high school/collegiate wrestling got a little respect.
                                The worst form of insubordination is being right - Keith D., marine veteran. A dictator will starve to the last civilian - self-quoted
                                And on the eigth day, God realized it was Monday, and created caffeine. And behold, it was very good. - self-quoted
                                Klaatu: I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it.
                                Mr. Harley: I'm afraid my people haven't. I'm very sorry… I wish it were otherwise.

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