The Corrupt wish game

[Urban Ranger]

Bam, it stops. Unfortunately you won't be able to sleep from now on.

I wish I could have done better on my finals.

[self biased]

granted. you scored perfectly on your finals. you still fail because you got zeros on everything else.

i wish the people downstairs would shut up. they invited some freinds over from the BDSM club and they're really annoying.

[self biased]

oh yeah. and a picture of fea's viper:

[Shogun Gunner]

Granted. You don't hear the BDSM crowd downstairs anymore, but it's due to everyone going to your apartment, putting your head in a S&M leather hood blocking your sight, hearing, but unfortantely not your taste sensation.

I wish that everything I saw and dreamed was automatically transfered as video files to my computer.

[Kuciwalker]

Granted. However, you dream so much that your computer runs out of space and deletes critical business files (plus civ3 ) and you lose your job.

I wish I had a shiny new computer.

[Shogun Gunner]

*POOF* A shiny new Tandy Radio Shack PC with 32K of RAM and 2 MEG hard drive appears. Not so bad, oh, you just discovered the 9" green monochrome monitor, but at least the casing is shiny too.

I wish my Christmas shopping was done.

[Urban Ranger]

Poof. You are transported to a parallel dimension where you are all by yourself. There's no need for Christmas shopping.

I wish keeping fit wouldn't be that hard.

[Q Classic]

congrats. it's not, once they fit you with an iron corset that you will never be able to get out of.

i wish financial aid was far more generous.

[Shogun Gunner]

It is, but when you asked for it, they thought you asked for AIDS. Sorry.

I wish my car could drive itself.

[ICBM]

Granted, but your car doesn't like you, and it decides to run over you.

I wish I was better with women.

[Shogun Gunner]

You are, but you are better by talking with them about their feelings, monthly cycles and how they hate men. You still suck making love to them.

I wish my avatar was phallic.

[Urban Ranger]

You now are. Unfortunately, you are too good with women, and you don't have a moment's rest.

I wish I had an intelligent camera that automatically takes the best pictures of whatever I point it at.

[Q Classic]

it does. however, because it has rudimentary ai, it quickly grows to have a mind of its own, causing accidents and photographing you in compromising situations.

i wish i weren't such a disappointment to my mom.

[Shogun Gunner]

Your mom is proud of you. SO proud that she becomes your biggest fan, follows you around, scares off potential dates and crashes out at your place all the time. Goodbye action.

I wish I was 1/8 dutch; 1/8 english; 1/8 french; 1/8 chinese; 1/8 japanese; 1/8 korean; 1/8 native american; and 1/8 german

[Drake Tungsten]

Granted. You're now 1/8 French.

I wish I wasn't so popular with Q Cubed's mom.