The Corrupt wish game

[Lonestar]

(ripped straight from the SDMB)

Let's see how creative you can be. This is the corrupt wish game. Somebody makes a wish. Any wish. Then you corrupt it. Grant it (pretend), but with a horrible twist. Then you wish. On the same post. Try to get as creative as you can. Here are some rules and advice.

1. Try to corrupt the last poster.

2. No wishing for wishy wishes. Ex. "I wish for an uncorruptable wish". Feel free to skip people who do this.

3. No childish corruptions. They must have to relate to the topic somehow. Ex. "OK, you get a sandwich, but then you get hit by a truck!" Feel free to make your wishes long and science-fictiony, but no half-page rants.


All that in mind, here's an example.

Me. I wish for $1,000,000,000

Post 1. Fine, but it is all counterfeit. You get arrested and get 10 years in prison.
I wish I could see dead people. (still in post 1)

Post 2. {another hopefully funny corruption}
{another wish}

Post 3. {yet another hopefully funny corruption}
{once again, a wish}

And so on and so on.


I wish I could be president!

[st_swithin]

I wish we had a vast organised all male gay militia which would sodomise the he11 out of the standing president on a daily basis.

[Datajack Franit]

So then, I REALLY wish I could be the president

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by st_swithin
I wish we had a vast organised all male gay militia which would sodomise the he11 out of the standing president on a daily basis.

BAMF! You get your wish...unfortuntely, while at a "president's convention Dubya is sitting Down, and the only standing President, Jimmy Carter, is raped to death.


I wish for my very own Oompa-loompa.

[Evil Knevil]

Of Iraq (sorry to be so topical)

I wish I could have any woman I wanted.

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by Evil Knevil
Of Iraq (sorry to be so topical)

I wish I could have any woman I wanted.

*BAMF* You get any girl you want...unfortuantely your mother is now chaperoning you 24/7 fo the rest of your life.

I still wish for an Oompa-loompa.

[st_swithin]

BLAMMO! You get the oompa loompa, but it's a parasitic growth embedded in your forehead.

[Shi Huangdi]

Originally posted by Datajack Franit
So then, I REALLY wish I could be the president

Your wish is my command. However, you are now president of the small Central Asian Republic of Krapjakistan. Rebels have taken the capital, and you have been captured. You will now have your limbs torn off one by one, have the wounds bandanged, and them be buried live.

I wish for World Peace.

[Skanky Burns]

A virus is released, killing every single human in the world.
There is now world peace.

I wish for an icecream.

[Giant_Squid]

Granted. A race of aliens takes over the world and enslaves everyone. Because of their vastly superior firepower, no one dares to stand up against them.

I wish that I could discover a cure for cancer.

[mrmitchell]

crosspost responding to Giant:

A cure for cancer is found, but a shipment of it catches smallpox from one of those evil terrorists. The disease spreads across the nation, and Bushcroft uses it as an excuse to ban freedom. (That sucked didn't it)

I wish everyone would drink Dr Pepper, instead of that ungodly filfth known as *vomit* Coke or--EVEN WORSE--Pepsi.

[Jon Miller]

everyone does drink Dr Pepper

and rots there teeth because they can do notthing but drink Dr. Pepper

I wish that the left side of my head would explode

Jon Miller

[Urban Ranger]

Granted, but it's not the head above your neck

I wish that I have power to mind control other sentient beings.

[Skanky Burns]

Done. Unfortunately, this goes both ways. They will also be able to mind control you right back.


I wish I didn't have a hangover today.

[The Emperor Fabulous]

You won't have a hangover because while drunk you drank urine because you thought it would cure it...and you were right

I wish that conservatives were put on Mars