The Corrupt wish game

[Nubclear]

Suddenly you begin to shoot back in time. Suddenly you see your city starting to shrink and people suddenly moving away. Entire buidings are disappearing.....You see the trees shrink, and the grass getting shorter. Water begins to rise quite high and you begin to drown. Suddenly there is a large explosion and.....
[Religiouswacko]You see God creating the earth!!!
[Rationalperson]there is nothingness!
[/troll]

I wish the world would become Communist.

[Shogun Gunner]

The Revolution is a success, Comrade Comrade. Oh, but darn, a splinter sect within your communist party thinks that you haven't stayed true to the ideals of the revolution and you are overthrown in a counter-revolution...off to Siberia with you.

I wish I was drinking a glass of Cranberry juice right now.

[JohnT]

But, dammit, cranberries gives you the runs, which makes for a very embarrassing Thanksgiving dinner:

"Could you please pass the..."

from bathroom, LOUDLY P-p-p-p-p-th!

"Come to think of it, brown gravy doesn't sound all that appealing right now. I'll eat the potatos plain."

[JohnT]

I wish I could find the source of MtG's quote generator, you know, the one that makes him an expert on everything from railroad timetables during the Civil War to radio astronomy.

[Frozzy]

You do and you get locked in the cooler.

I wish people wouldn't crosspost when I want them to grant my wish on people joining the Apolyton Pub Quiz Championships

[Shogun Gunner]

They don't crosspost, but they still don't join the Apolyton Pub Quiz Championships.

I wish I was Santa Claus.

[Urban Ranger]

You are. Now you are old and fat and has to work all year long to make toys for kids. Drat, where's the twist?

I wish I were 10 cm taller.

[Ramo]

Granted. Only cm means cuddly munchkins, so you will have to balance 10 cuddly munchkins on your head until you collapse and die from exhaustion and the smell of cuddly munchkin feces!

I wish I could have come up with a more creative wish.

[Nubclear]

You do Unfortunately we corrupt it.

I wish the sun would supernova.

[The Emperor Fabulous]

It does, but for some reason, God has chosen you to live for eternity alone in the dark

I wish I had a pencil

[JohnT]

Tragically, it breaks just as you were writing the most brilliant epiphany of your life, causing you to become so angry that you forgot what the hell it was that you were thinking about in the first place.

I wish I could go to sleep.

[self biased]

you can get to sleep, but you dream nonstop about bea arthur in the nude.

i wish i could get my hands on a fea's viper.

[JohnT]

Now that's just cruel!

[Urban Ranger]

Originally posted by self biased
you can get to sleep, but you dream nonstop about bea arthur in the nude.

i wish i could get my hands on a fea's viper.

[What is a fea's viper?]

You could, but whatever it is, it's dead.

I wish I could sing in two voices at the same time.

[Nubclear]

You can! But unfortunately you don't control those voices. They begin to argue with each other day in and day out, and it eventually drives you to suicide.

I wish I didn't have a headache.