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  • Man, I seriously need to get laid. I haven't gone this long (~1.5 years) without some form of sexual contact in 6 years. It was 2 years between GF#2 and GF#3. And it was a year between GF#1 and GF#2. But of course, I went 16 years without getting any before GF#1 came along. So it can be done. But I didn't know what I was missing then, and for most of that time I wouldn't have wanted what I was missing. Baaaaarrrggggggglkllllll.
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    • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
      Man, I seriously need to get laid. I haven't gone this long (~1.5 years) without some form of sexual contact in 6 years. It was 2 years between GF#2 and GF#3. And it was a year between GF#1 and GF#2. But of course, I went 16 years without getting any before GF#1 came along. So it can be done. But I didn't know what I was missing then, and for most of that time I wouldn't have wanted what I was missing. Baaaaarrrggggggglkllllll.
      LOCK IT UP
      To us, it is the BEAST.

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      • is this 2000 posts about trying to get this TA girl? and what are all these phases? wat the f?

        phase 1 bang her. job done tidy like

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        • I've still got a month and a half until The Plan completes.
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          • what is a TA girl anyways?

            not like a t girl im hoping

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            • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
              I've still got a month and a half until The Plan completes.
              plan aint working butty. what happens if i nip in before you then youll be sorry

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              • Originally posted by Dai the Fish View Post
                is this 2000 posts about trying to get this TA girl? and what are all these phases? wat the f?

                phase 1 bang her. job done tidy like
                No, it's 2000 posts about me being a seriously depressed mother****er. The TA stuff is relatively recent. It only takes me 273 posts to get laid.
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                • how many posts are you up to this time then?

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                  • Originally posted by Dai the Fish View Post
                    what is a TA girl anyways?

                    not like a t girl im hoping
                    Originally posted by Dai the Fish View Post
                    plan aint working butty. what happens if i nip in before you then youll be sorry
                    She's a teaching assistant in one of my classes. She's directly responsible for my grade. It would be unethical for me to bang her while that's the case, so I'm just trying to get to know her until the class ends.
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                    • in this particular power dynamic any "ethical" obligations are hers

                      not yours
                      To us, it is the BEAST.

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                      • Originally posted by Dai the Fish View Post
                        how many posts are you up to this time then?
                        Hm. Looks like it has been about 300 posts since I initiated my plan, but a great many of those posts are contaminated with me whining about how much my life sucks and are unrelated to The Plan.
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                        • Originally posted by Sava View Post
                          in this particular power dynamic any "ethical" obligations are hers

                          not yours
                          Well yeah, but I figure I'm not doing myself any favors by putting her in a compromising ethical situation.
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                          • It's nice to see the old traditions being observed, Lori.
                            I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
                            [Brandon Roderick? You mean Brock's Toadie?][Hanged from Yggdrasil]

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                            • If I'm observing some tradition, it's by accident.
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                              • It's 9:30 and I haven't eaten dinner yet because I didn't get home from work until 8 and I've been ****ting around online until now. I'm hungry. Should I eat dinner (****ty microwaveable meal) or just go straight to ice cream?
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