Please don't take this too seriously.

[Lorizael]

It's the "just enjoy life" part that gets me. If that were easy for me, I wouldn't need threads like this.

[Kidlicious]

Yeah. I forgot. Sorry.

[Wiglaf]

Leave of absence is a very redundant term. AND LET'S FACE FACTS, HOW THE **** DO YOU TAKE A LEAVE OF ABSENCE FROM A ****ING COMMUNITY COLLEGE? WHAT IS NEXT, TAKING A TIME OUT AT THE WAFFLE STAND? MORE LIKE A LEAVE OF AB-SENSE AM I RIGHT? I AM RIGHT :MAD:

[Lorizael]

I'M GOING TO A REAL UNIVERSITY NOW YOU MORAN!!!!ELEVEN!!! :wiglaf:

[Wiglaf]

LET US KNOW WHEN YOU GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND GET A LEAVE OF RETURNING

[Wiglaf]

SOME MUSIC FOR THE UNNAMED EMO *** IN THIS THREAD , ELLIOT RODGERS WAS A FALSE *** OPERATION

[Lorizael]

LET US KNOW WHEN YOU GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND GET A LEAVE OF RETURNING

OF COURSE I'LL LET YOU KNOW BTW LEAVE MEANS PERMISSION SO IT'S PERMISSION TO BE ABSENT GOD DON'T YOU KNOW YOUR ENTOMOLOGY?????

[Wiglaf]

HOW DO YOU HAVE MORE THANKS THAN ME :MAD: I KNOW WHAT ENTOMOLOGY IS, AND DON'T THREATEN TO KILL MYSELF IF I DONT GET THANKS, AND WHAT THANKS DO I GET? NOT ENOUGH :MAD: NOT
ENOUGH

[MOBIUS]

You're young. 30 or something? I'm single too. I hate dating especially on those websites. Just enjoy life. Find sone groups to be apart of doing things that interest you and if you find someone cool. If not oh well.

The local ramblers society is a hotbed of dating and match making - they celebrated three marriages last year alone!

It was part of my original dating strategy, but I had to quit when I found someone (not a rambler) as I was constantly getting hit on...

[Sava]

Lori, if you ever get so depressed as to go on a killing spree. Don't warn us or give us hints. I'm too lazy to actually do something about it and the last thing I want is some reporter or police officer hassling me over why I didn't do anything.

Yes. This this this.

AND THIS GOES FOR ALL POLYTUBBIES

If anyone here gets to that point, do the manly thing and go check yourself in to an inpatient program.

[Sava]

It's the "just enjoy life" part that gets me. If that were easy for me, I wouldn't need threads like this.

Engage in activities that raise dopamine levels.

If nothing seems fun, it's biological. Knowing that, focus your strategies on things that will change your biology. Food. Exercise. Medication. Meditation. Yoga. Deep breathing. A shot of a strong liquor before you walk out the door. ... there are lots of things to try.

If you haven't tried them, go try them. If all that still doesn't work, TRY HARDER

[Lorizael]

I've tried all but the last one. And with a family history of substance abuse, that sounds like a pretty rad idea.

[Sava]

I've tried all but the last one. And with a family history of substance abuse, that sounds like a pretty rad idea.

alcohol? or weed?

which is "the last one"? I intended for the to be an entry in that list

[Lorizael]

Ah. So I've tried all but the last two. I mean, I've had alcohol before (don't like it (yes, I've tried whatever it is you think I'll like (no, I didn't like that)), don't like the idea of the effect it has), but I've never had a shot of monkey monkeys whenever I stepped out the yadda yadda.

[Sava]

Ah. So I've tried all but the last two. I mean, I've had alcohol before (don't like it (yes, I've tried whatever it is you think I'll like (no, I didn't like that)), don't like the idea of the effect it has), but I've never had a shot of monkey monkeys whenever I stepped out the yadda yadda.

Okay.

I would only recommend self-medication if you have previous experience.

The first time with weed can be super-intense if you inhale properly. My first time was the best.