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  • Use one of those websites like Match, eHarmony, Plentyoffish, Jdate, Blackpeoplemeet, Farmersonly, Ourtime, NAMBLA, OKcupid, Cougarlife.
    “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
    "Capitalism ho!"

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    • I've had an OKCupid profile for a long time. Never had any success with it. Match or eHarmony (I forget which) told me it had no potential mates for me and that I was going to die alone.
      Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
      "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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      • I'd bet you'd do well on Cougarlife.
        “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
        "Capitalism ho!"

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        • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
          I've had an OKCupid profile for a long time. Never had any success with it. Match or eHarmony (I forget which) told me it had no potential mates for me and that I was going to die alone.
          I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
          - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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          • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
            Dating other people is not a short-term solution for me. I don't know anyone and don't know how to meet anyone.
            You're young. 30 or something? I'm single too. I hate dating especially on those websites. Just enjoy life. Find sone groups to be apart of doing things that interest you and if you find someone cool. If not oh well.
            I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
            - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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            • It's the "just enjoy life" part that gets me. If that were easy for me, I wouldn't need threads like this.
              Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
              "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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              • Yeah. I forgot. Sorry.
                I drank beer. I like beer. I still like beer. ... Do you like beer Senator?
                - Justice Brett Kavanaugh

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                • Leave of absence is a very redundant term. AND LET'S FACE FACTS, HOW THE **** DO YOU TAKE A LEAVE OF ABSENCE FROM A ****ING COMMUNITY COLLEGE? WHAT IS NEXT, TAKING A TIME OUT AT THE WAFFLE STAND? MORE LIKE A LEAVE OF AB-SENSE AM I RIGHT? I AM RIGHT :MAD:

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                  • I'M GOING TO A REAL UNIVERSITY NOW YOU MORAN!!!!ELEVEN!!! :wiglaf:
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                    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                    • LET US KNOW WHEN YOU GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND GET A LEAVE OF RETURNING

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                      • SOME MUSIC FOR THE UNNAMED EMO *** IN THIS THREAD , ELLIOT RODGERS WAS A FALSE *** OPERATION

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                        • Originally posted by Wiglaf View Post
                          LET US KNOW WHEN YOU GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND GET A LEAVE OF RETURNING
                          OF COURSE I'LL LET YOU KNOW BTW LEAVE MEANS PERMISSION SO IT'S PERMISSION TO BE ABSENT GOD DON'T YOU KNOW YOUR ENTOMOLOGY?????
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                          "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                          • HOW DO YOU HAVE MORE THANKS THAN ME :MAD: I KNOW WHAT ENTOMOLOGY IS, AND DON'T THREATEN TO KILL MYSELF IF I DONT GET THANKS, AND WHAT THANKS DO I GET? NOT ENOUGH :MAD: NOT
                            ENOUGH

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                            • Originally posted by DaShi View Post
                              Lori, if you ever get so depressed as to go on a killing spree. Don't warn us or give us hints. I'm too lazy to actually do something about it and the last thing I want is some reporter or police officer hassling me over why I didn't do anything.
                              Yes. This this this.

                              AND THIS GOES FOR ALL POLYTUBBIES

                              If anyone here gets to that point, do the manly thing and go check yourself in to an inpatient program.
                              To us, it is the BEAST.

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                              • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                                It's the "just enjoy life" part that gets me. If that were easy for me, I wouldn't need threads like this.
                                Engage in activities that raise dopamine levels.

                                If nothing seems fun, it's biological. Knowing that, focus your strategies on things that will change your biology. Food. Exercise. Medication. Meditation. Yoga. Deep breathing. A shot of a strong liquor before you walk out the door. ... there are lots of things to try.

                                If you haven't tried them, go try them. If all that still doesn't work, TRY HARDER
                                To us, it is the BEAST.

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