Please don't take this too seriously.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

I'm very happy for/with you; I know that was an hard thing to do, embarrassment being the power it is over us.

[Lorizael]

Thanks. So far only one psychologist in the counseling department and the Assistant Dean of the College of Computer, Mathematical, and Natural Sciences know that I'm a gigantic failure.

[Lorizael]

Intake at the University of Maryland is high-tech. They gave me a Chromebook and made me fill out a bunch of surveys asking me how frequently I commit suicide and all that. And the counselor had all that information available by the time I walked into her office.

[Ben Kenobi]

Good. Now it's time for you to get better Lori. And you're not a failure!

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

Intake at the University of Maryland is high-tech. They gave me a Chromebook and made me fill out a bunch of surveys asking me how frequently I commit suicide and all that. And the counselor had all that information available by the time I walked into her office.

I had to take an IQ test today, on the other hand, because the bean-counters lost the records of the one from seven months ago and didn't know I'd already been through the same interview in the same room administered by the same lady. It is also a mystery to everyone what my IQ has to do with anything.

I love being treated with so much respect. I also love being at the mercy of bean-counters and their forms.

[Ben Kenobi]

Events were supposed to commence at 3 pm. I got there at 2:55 pm and was the first to arrive. When I entered the house (I still have the code and the key and my ex has refused to take the key or change the code)... my ex and the new boyfriend were in the shower together. Arg. Awkward. Mother****ing awkward. I sat in the living room and played with the ex's cat while... you can fill in the rest of this joke.

Should I not show up early at all? Should I not show up at all? Should I not be bothered by this? Arggggg.

First thought, "ITS NOT ALL ABOUT YOU, LORI."

I don't think this has anything at all to do with you. I think that your first thought is the correct one, that they simply lost track of time, and didn't realize it was that late.

Second thought, I'm not sure there's anything to be done about this other than to simply brush it aside and move on. I had to work with an ex for about 4-5 months after we split. We were happy together, it wasn't acrimonious or anything. At the end of it, there was a very nice coworker who wasn't aware we had split or that anything had changed. I took that as a compliment at the time that we were able to keep things up professionally.

I'm not sure I see why the others are saying this is a 'toxic friendship', based on this one incident. It seems to me more likely they just didn't plan things the way you plan things.

[Felch]

I've thought it through, and the correct response to your ex and her new bf screwing while you wait on the couch is to masturbate.

Furiously.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

Possibly.

Depends on how hot she is.

[Lorizael]

I lack objectivity with regards to my ex's level of hotness. She was my most attractive girlfriend, though.

[Felch]

She was definitely a cutie pie. But when I say masturbate furiously, I don't mean masturbate vigorously. I mean be furious, and masturbate. Let the hatred and anger get you off. Embrace the dark side of the jerk. It's where real power is found.

[Buster Crabbe's Uncle]

[Lorizael]

She was definitely a cutie pie. But when I say masturbate furiously, I don't mean masturbate vigorously. I mean be furious, and masturbate. Let the hatred and anger get you off. Embrace the dark side of the jerk. It's where real power is found.

Episode 3 makes so much more sense now.

[Felch]

Like all great artists, Lucas speaks only in metaphors.

[Ben Kenobi]

Why on earth do people want Poly to change?

[notyoueither]

She was definitely a cutie pie. But when I say masturbate furiously, I don't mean masturbate vigorously. I mean be furious, and masturbate. Let the hatred and anger get you off. Embrace the dark side of the jerk. It's where real power is found.

That way leads the death grip. Don't do it, Luke!