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Read what Lori said, had a flash of insight...I love the consistency of the internal logic of this. It kind of sums Kenobi up really.
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Ugh. I just got out of bed. wtf is wrong with me. Also, I don't need any help being a **** up all on my own, but my roommates don't seem to like to keep the heat on, so they turn it off whenever I turn it on (and I set it to 70), so it being ****ing freezing in the house definitely didn't help barely conscious me want to get out of bed.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
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70 is a ****ing compromise, goddammit.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld
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One of the chief reasons why I don't do drugs.Originally posted by Sava View Postdunno, but you are lazier than a pothead
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(I know you're kidding around, but) here's the thing. Maybe 70 is too hot for you. Maybe 67 is, too. But that doesn't mean the solution is to set the temperature to whatever it is outside (46), unless you're some kind of cryophile who likes it to be as cold as possible, in which case go buy a giant freezer and live in there, but don't make my whole ****ing house uncomfortable because you're some kind of mutant.Originally posted by ColdWizard View PostSo is 67.
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It's true, but caffeine is a relatively mild drug. And realistically, I drink 2-3 cans a day. There are people with much worse habits than mine.Originally posted by Sava View Postyou drink copious amounts of mountain dew
(hint: caffeine is a drug)Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
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compared to what?Originally posted by Lorizael View PostIt's true, but caffeine is a relatively mild drug.
caffeine kills people
if I don't have my coffee in the morning, I may murder someone
if I don't smoke weed in the morning... it would just be weird... because I do most daysTo us, it is the BEAST.
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Cocaine? That's my aunt's drug of choice, that and alcohol (and cigarettes and caffeine).Originally posted by Sava View Postcompared to what?Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
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