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    • Yeah. I usually just grunt and nod, and answer questions with monosyllabes. They give up soon enough.
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      • I love the consistency of the internal logic of this. It kind of sums Kenobi up really.
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        • Ugh. I just got out of bed. wtf is wrong with me. Also, I don't need any help being a **** up all on my own, but my roommates don't seem to like to keep the heat on, so they turn it off whenever I turn it on (and I set it to 70), so it being ****ing freezing in the house definitely didn't help barely conscious me want to get out of bed.
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          • 70 is too hot. Set it to 67.
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            • 70 is a ****ing compromise, goddammit.
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              • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                Ugh. I just got out of bed. wtf is wrong with me.
                dunno, but you are lazier than a pothead
                To us, it is the BEAST.

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                • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                  70 is a ****ing compromise, goddammit.
                  So is 67.
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                  • Originally posted by Sava View Post
                    dunno, but you are lazier than a pothead
                    One of the chief reasons why I don't do drugs.
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                    • The last thing Lori (or anyone, really) needs is a drug problem.

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                      • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                        One of the chief reasons why I don't do drugs.
                        you drink copious amounts of mountain dew

                        (hint: caffeine is a drug)
                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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                        • Originally posted by ColdWizard View Post
                          So is 67.
                          (I know you're kidding around, but) here's the thing. Maybe 70 is too hot for you. Maybe 67 is, too. But that doesn't mean the solution is to set the temperature to whatever it is outside (46), unless you're some kind of cryophile who likes it to be as cold as possible, in which case go buy a giant freezer and live in there, but don't make my whole ****ing house uncomfortable because you're some kind of mutant.
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                          • Originally posted by Sava View Post
                            you drink copious amounts of mountain dew

                            (hint: caffeine is a drug)
                            It's true, but caffeine is a relatively mild drug. And realistically, I drink 2-3 cans a day. There are people with much worse habits than mine.
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                            • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                              It's true, but caffeine is a relatively mild drug.
                              compared to what?

                              caffeine kills people

                              if I don't have my coffee in the morning, I may murder someone

                              if I don't smoke weed in the morning... it would just be weird... because I do most days
                              To us, it is the BEAST.

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                              • Originally posted by Sava View Post
                                compared to what?
                                Cocaine? That's my aunt's drug of choice, that and alcohol (and cigarettes and caffeine).
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