Please don't take this too seriously.

[Sava]

ANYWAYS THE POINT IS I REALLY DON'T LIKE MY JOB SITUATION RIGHT NOW.

we should plan a trip to berlin

sounds like you need to have your steam blown off

[Lorizael]

IS THAT A NAZI/JEW JOKE?!?!

[Sava]

it can be

but it was more a legal brothel joke

steam blown = your penis blown

[Lorizael]

It's been so long, I've forgotten all about what happens during coitus.

[Sava]

she lays there until you finish

then starts playing games on her phone


or so I've been told

[Lorizael]

Waiting for me to finish? No one's that patient.

[Sava]

seems like you'd do well at the flat rate brothels

[Lorizael]

Decided to come back to work after all. Sigh.

One of ex's favorite bands came on while I was getting lunch at Quizno's. Pretty sure I've only ever heard this band from ex's iPod or the concert I went to with ex. Not a band I would expect to hear on the radio at Quizno's. **** it all.

[pchang]

Waiting for me to finish? No one's that patient.

If you speak the truth, let the girl go cowgirl. She will be able to have multiples to your one. Once the word gets out, you will be very popular.

[Lorizael]

If you speak the truth, let the girl go cowgirl. She will be able to have multiples to your one. Once the word gets out, you will be very popular.

Ex and I figured that out. The only person she's likely to tell, however, is her married best friend.

[Sava]

Decided to come back to work after all. Sigh.

One of ex's favorite bands came on while I was getting lunch at Quizno's. Pretty sure I've only ever heard this band from ex's iPod or the concert I went to with ex. Not a band I would expect to hear on the radio at Quizno's. **** it all.

I thought quiznos went bankrupt?

around here, they got chased away by jimmy john's

[Sava]

let the girl go cowgirl.

unless she's going to put her back into it (so to speak), i might start playing games on my phone

[Lorizael]

I thought quiznos went bankrupt?

around here, they got chased away by jimmy john's

Jimmy John's has only recently started to encroach around here.

unless she's going to put her back into it (so to speak), i might start playing games on my phone

No matter what kind of sex I'm having, my mind will always be elsewhere, usually worrying about some way in which I'm failing or have ****ed up in the past. Not being able to be in the moment is a big issue for me.

[Sava]

Not being able to be in the moment is a big issue for me.

this can be difficult

years ago, i had the same problem

for me, yoga helped
also, massages can help too (legit ones)

here's what you do... go take a yoga class... maybe with a partner if you know someone who'd go with you

the big thing is focusing on your breathing
actively control it
you will have to focus on it and pay attention
with each inhale and exhale you are lowering your heart rate and blood pressure
it's a game
see how long you can relax
be mindful of all your muscles
let them be dead weight


for me, being touched by other humans was/is a big deal
so i used to go weekly and get massages
using the relaxation techniques, i was able to handle the massage without issue


so whatever the equivalent would be, do that

but start with the yoga
at the very least, focusing on the breathing


treat your brain like an obnoxious child... give it chores to do

you probably don t need to go get a massage
but even if it's not completely helpful for that purpose, it's still awesome

[Lorizael]

The only people who would do yoga with me are (a) my ex and (b) people who do yoga with my ex. Also, doing yoga in public means revealing weaknesses to strangers.