Man, I seriously need to get laid. I haven't gone this long (~1.5 years) without some form of sexual contact in 6 years. It was 2 years between GF#2 and GF#3. And it was a year between GF#1 and GF#2. But of course, I went 16 years without getting any before GF#1 came along. So it can be done. But I didn't know what I was missing then, and for most of that time I wouldn't have wanted what I was missing. Baaaaarrrggggggglkllllll.
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LOCK IT UPOriginally posted by Lorizael View PostMan, I seriously need to get laid. I haven't gone this long (~1.5 years) without some form of sexual contact in 6 years. It was 2 years between GF#2 and GF#3. And it was a year between GF#1 and GF#2. But of course, I went 16 years without getting any before GF#1 came along. So it can be done. But I didn't know what I was missing then, and for most of that time I wouldn't have wanted what I was missing. Baaaaarrrggggggglkllllll.
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No, it's 2000 posts about me being a seriously depressed mother****er. The TA stuff is relatively recent. It only takes me 273 posts to get laid.Originally posted by Dai the Fish View Postis this 2000 posts about trying to get this TA girl? and what are all these phases? wat the f?
phase 1 bang her. job done tidy like
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Originally posted by Dai the Fish View Postwhat is a TA girl anyways?
not like a t girl im hoping
She's a teaching assistant in one of my classes. She's directly responsible for my grade. It would be unethical for me to bang her while that's the case, so I'm just trying to get to know her until the class ends.Originally posted by Dai the Fish View Postplan aint working butty. what happens if i nip in before you then youll be sorry
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Hm. Looks like it has been about 300 posts since I initiated my plan, but a great many of those posts are contaminated with me whining about how much my life sucks and are unrelated to The Plan.Originally posted by Dai the Fish View Posthow many posts are you up to this time then?
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Well yeah, but I figure I'm not doing myself any favors by putting her in a compromising ethical situation.Originally posted by Sava View Postin this particular power dynamic any "ethical" obligations are hers
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It's nice to see the old traditions being observed, Lori.I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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It's 9:30 and I haven't eaten dinner yet because I didn't get home from work until 8 and I've been ****ting around online until now. I'm hungry. Should I eat dinner (****ty microwaveable meal) or just go straight to ice cream?Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
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