Please don't take this too seriously.

[Lorizael]

I don't even know what color my own eyes are. I know that they are hazel, and I know what color hazel is, but I cannot actually see in my mind's eye my own eyes and what color they are.

[Sava]

i admire myself in the mirror a lot... my baby browns are beautiful

[Lorizael]

I've been told that I have attractive eyelashes. I've never been sure how to take that.

[Sava]

I've been told that I have attractive eyelashes. I've never been sure how to take that.

If you push out slightly, it'll be much smoother.

[Lorizael]

*whoosh*

[Sava]

I've never been sure how to take that.

anal insertion joke

[Lorizael]

It's mostly women who have told me I have attractive eyelashes. Women I was having sex with. And women I wasn't having sex with (evil best friend). Regardless, anal sex

[Sava]

I only to anal sex (IRL) if my partner is committed to it

if they're just like "meh", i'd just assume not bother

[Lorizael]

Heh. We're not quite talking about the exact same thing. But this is a family site, right?

[Sava]

families gotta get made somehow

[Lorizael]

My psychotic middle brother is the best chance my family line has of not dying out.

[Sava]

It's more than likely both your mitochondrial DNA and y chromosome are already thoroughly spread across the gene pool.

Our individual combination of genes isn't particularly remarkable to the extent that humanity is at any great loss if person x (randomly pulled from the global population) doesn't reproduce.

[Sava]

That's how I take the sting off of not having a family.

[Lorizael]

WOO NOT LEAVING WORKING UNTIL 8!!! **** YEAH 13 HOUR DAYS!!!! AND I HAVE HOMEWORK TO DO WHEN I GET HOME SUCK IT *****ES!!!!

[Sava]