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  • Ah, see, I fantasize to torture myself, not to help me in any way.
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    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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    • I like to imagine the worst case so that whatever you experience will at least be better than that.
      Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi Wan's apprentice.

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      • Pizza delivery guy delivered diet Mountain Dew instead of regular Mountain Dew. Life is terrible. Considering going out just to pick up some Dew. Not sure what will win out: addiction or laziness.
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        "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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        • That's the problem making sense of how he feels sometimes since I'm usually an optimist.
          It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
          RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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          • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
            Pizza delivery guy delivered diet Mountain Dew instead of regular Mountain Dew. Life is terrible. Considering going out just to pick up some Dew. Not sure what will win out: addiction or laziness.
            If laziness wins it's a pathetic addiction

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            • Well I won't have anyone claiming my dew addiction is pathetic. Off to 7-11 I go!
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              "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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              • My job here is done

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                • While picking up my dew, Hurt came on the radio. You know, just in case I'd somehow failed to make the connection between my addiction and my crippling depression. Thanks, universe.
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                  "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                  • Addiction to sugar? I don't think that is an addition. That is evolution.
                    “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

                    ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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                    • My addiction is to caffeine. But you can be addicted to anything.
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                      "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                      • Caffeine? Then who cares whether it is diet Mountain Dew or regular?
                        “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

                        ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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                        • Diet Mountain Dew is terrible.
                          Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                          "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                          • Those diet drinks always seem to have a metallic aftertaste to me.

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                            • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                              A threat to the plan has appeared. Another male has been spotted fraternizing with the target. Do I proceed with the plan? Do I deploy countermeasures to eliminate the rival male? Do I concede the contest given that the new player appears to be a superior male specimen? Beep Boop.
                              Hmm, better cross your fingers then and hope for the best.

                              Seen more than one potential Ms MOBIUS slip through the fingers of procrastination, which is why I'm never one to hang around in situations like these.

                              Though I do understand your situation is slightly different.
                              "Aha, you must have supported the Iraq war and wear underpants made out of firearms, just like every other American!" Loinburger

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                              • Originally posted by Lorizael View Post
                                Diet Mountain Dew is terrible.
                                Then you are not really addicted. A true addict would have just downed the diet Mountain Dew, and then gone to the store to buy regular Mountain Dew.
                                “It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”

                                ― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man

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