Pizza delivery guy delivered diet Mountain Dew instead of regular Mountain Dew. Life is terrible. Considering going out just to pick up some Dew. Not sure what will win out: addiction or laziness.
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"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld
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Well I won't have anyone claiming my dew addiction is pathetic. Off to 7-11 I go!Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld
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While picking up my dew, Hurt came on the radio. You know, just in case I'd somehow failed to make the connection between my addiction and my crippling depression. Thanks, universe.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld
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Addiction to sugar? I don't think that is an addition. That is evolution.“It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”
― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man
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My addiction is to caffeine. But you can be addicted to anything.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld
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Caffeine? Then who cares whether it is diet Mountain Dew or regular?“It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”
― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man
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Diet Mountain Dew is terrible.Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
"We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld
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Originally posted by Lorizael View PostA threat to the plan has appeared. Another male has been spotted fraternizing with the target. Do I proceed with the plan? Do I deploy countermeasures to eliminate the rival male? Do I concede the contest given that the new player appears to be a superior male specimen? Beep Boop.
Seen more than one potential Ms MOBIUS slip through the fingers of procrastination, which is why I'm never one to hang around in situations like these.
Though I do understand your situation is slightly different."Aha, you must have supported the Iraq war and wear underpants made out of firearms, just like every other American!" Loinburger
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Originally posted by Lorizael View PostDiet Mountain Dew is terrible.“It is no use trying to 'see through' first principles. If you see through everything, then everything is transparent. But a wholly transparent world is an invisible world. To 'see through' all things is the same as not to see.”
― C.S. Lewis, The Abolition of Man
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Guys... I'm totally going to bang this chick. I... I think she's flirting with me in the feedback she left me for the last homework I turned in.
So, briefly, we had to diagram the sentence, "Alice swatted the fly with her hand." English sentences can be constructed such that the prepositional phrase "with her hand" can be attached to the verb phrase "swatted" or the noun phrase "the fly." But, obviously, "the fly with her hand" is not a grammatical construction, so in this case it has to be attached to the verb phrase instead. When I pointed this out, her feedback to me was:
Originally posted by TAThat's one possible correct answer. (I'll confess I had high hopes that you might be the person to come up with a suitably gory context to legitimate the NP+PP reading...)Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
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Normally I would advise caution when trying to make sense out of mutterings by the better sex, but something is going on here.
I think you're reading it correctly. Good luck. Don't get paranoid at the last minute and blow it.It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O
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