Austin considering fast foods ban

[Ben Kenobi]

Ben's posts consist entirely of AIDS.

Don't give Gribbler any more ideas! He already posts enough crap.

[Alfred Mondale]

When they first banned plastic bags here in alameda county, I refused to buy the reuseable bags out of principle. Then I grew a brain (or something).

[Alfred Mondale]

before my 8 year old daughter was born. .

This must have been hard on the mother.

[snrjefe]

Could have been worse: (insert link to SNL sketch of Will Ferrell being birthed)

[SlowwHand]

What do they do about fruit at the grocery store? How does that work?

[N35t0r]

I can't get fruit to do any work

[molly bloom]

Molly? Nope. Pretty sure he's the champion there...

Zing! Pow! Zap! Hits home with all the force of a jelly fish's fart in a tsunami.

[molly bloom]

Most went to the butcher and got their meat fresh, and the butcher would wrap it up for you.

In that well-known antibacterial wrapper, butcher's paper. Which of course meant no unsightly drips... not. And how did they carry it home, Sister Bendy ?

In antibacterial containers, or in reusable bags ?

Or - they would get it direct from the rancher.

Ah yes, because every ranch had a hygienic abattoir.

Which is precisely why I don't think it's wise to bring bags from home to the supermarket.

Which prevents cross contamination in the home how ? Ooops, it doesn't.


Jeez, whatta maroon.

[molly bloom]

Perhaps if you had a personality people would stop confusing you for Gribbler.

Another one of your patented apologies for making a mistake. Which of course resembles no admission of guilt or variety of contrition ever seen on Planet Earth.

[Ben Kenobi]

Zing! Pow! Zap! Hits home with all the force of a jelly fish's fart in a tsunami.

"Crikey mate, ye've got another bite! What are you using for bait?"

[Ben Kenobi]

Ah yes, because every ranch had a hygienic abattoir.

Seeing as my Grandfather was a cattle rancher for many years, your point being?

Which prevents cross contamination in the home how ? Ooops, it doesn't.

It's the same reason why quarantine prevents the spread of disease. Bringing reusable bags back into the supermarket is like ****ting in a well.

[molly bloom]

"Crikey mate, ye've got another bite! What are you using for bait?"

Your penis, possibly. Unused, resembles a (small) maggot or worm, and won't be missed.

[Ben Kenobi]

Your penis, possibly. Unused, resembles a (small) maggot or worm, and won't be missed.

You can't miss what you've never had.

[molly bloom]

Seeing as my Grandfather was a cattle rancher for many years, your point being?

How offaly interesting.

It's the same reason why quarantine prevents the spread of disease.

Oy vey.

[giblets]

You can't miss what you've never had.

I'm sure your students won't miss it regardless.