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That's because your parties are boring. 
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You and your buddies whip out your erect cocks at parties?Comment
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Even if you saw it, you certainly would have no cause to stop and measure it.Comment
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Have you seen French Canadian women?Scouse Git (2) La Fayette Adam Smith Solomwi and Loinburger will not be forgotten.
"Remember the night we broke the windows in this old house? This is what I wished for..."
2015 APOLYTON FANTASY FOOTBALL CHAMPION!Comment
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Some people talk about their IQ on Poly. Others can be trusted to do the real ****.In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.Comment
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Don't be coy; I want to know more about the ****-viewing practices of French-Canadian males. Are the parties held primarily for dick-measuring or does it just spontaneously happen? What's the measuring device? Ruler? Tape measure? Mouth?Comment
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All of this, except mouth.In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.Comment
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You really expect us to believe that no one has ever been so impressed after measuring a gorgeous schlong that they just had to have a taste?Comment
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No, I wouldn't expect *you* to believe this.In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.Comment
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You seem to have forgotten that I'm out of the closet. Come join me.Comment
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Explains the disrespect of women in your songs.In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.Comment
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Women love me...
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Yeah, yeah, we've all seen the sex tape.“As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
"Capitalism ho!"Comment
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So, is Albert getting his end away? I'm not sure...Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Why are we talking about 12 inch penises?
Alby cleary has tiny penis syndrome, why else would girls keep dumping him?"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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