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  • She's trying to keep me on the backburner. **** that ****.
    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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    • Ignore her.
      In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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      • You did show her your wiener at some point, right? I mean you HAVE learned so much?!

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        • Should I do it Brett Favre-style?
          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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          • No. You should do it Albert Speer style and show her a huge Obelisk.

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            • Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
              She's trying to keep me on the backburner. **** that ****.
              If she wants you on the backburner then go for it. If you do it right, you can make her start thinking about you more and more until you are numero uno!!!
              What can make a nigga wanna fight a whole night club/Figure that he ought to maybe be a pimp simply 'cause he don't like love/What can make a nigga wanna achy, break all rules/In a book when it took a lot to get you hooked up to this volume/
              What can make a nigga wanna loose all faith in/Anything that he can't feel through his chest wit sensation

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              • Originally posted by Pax View Post
                If she wants you on the backburner then go for it. If you do it right, you can make her start thinking about you more and more until you are numero uno!!!


                Something about this advice seems really off.
                "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                • Pax's advice always seems pretty awful.
                  If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
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                  • Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                    Pax's advice always seems pretty awful.
                    Not really. But this one, he's saying I should accept playing second fiddle to the ex and be a pushover. I would've expected a "you can't change her mind so leave her alone and let her change her mind on her own; plus, she'll probably appreciate you more if you disappear". Something like that. I'm very surprised.
                    "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                    • It's because you aren't getting anything else.
                      “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
                      "Capitalism ho!"

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                      • Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                        But this one, he's saying I should accept playing second fiddle to the ex and be a pushover.
                        No. He's saying there's no harm in being on the backburner with this one while you pursue others.

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                        • Originally posted by Tupac Shakur View Post
                          No. He's saying there's no harm in being on the backburner with this one while you pursue others.
                          Al thinks no dick in a bird is better than two dicks in a bush.
                          "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                          'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                          • Originally posted by MRT144 View Post
                            Al thinks no dick in a bird is better than two dicks in a bush.
                            Clever.
                            "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                            "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                            • Originally posted by MRT144 View Post
                              Al thinks no dick in a bird is better than two dicks in a bush.

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                              • My wife has a theory; Is her ex 5'6" and kind of rolly polly?
                                "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                                'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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