So a girl asked for my number

[Al B. Sure!]

She came to my window and when I asked her, "Is there anything else I can do for you?", she tore off a piece of paper and told me to give her my number.

If she calls me, now what? Let's not **** it up this time.

[self biased]

be confident. and if you're not actually confident, ****ING FAKE IT.

escalate when you can.

[MRT144]

This is gonna be fun.

[Al B. Sure!]

First thing's first... when she calls, do I answer or show that I'm a busy man and don't answer?

[Koyaanisqatsi]

Dear lord.

[loinburger]

Challenge her to a fight

[loinburger]

First thing's first... when she calls, do I answer or show that I'm a busy man and don't answer?

For ****'s sake. If you were calling her, would you prefer that she answer the phone, or would you prefer that she act like she doesn't give a **** about you?

[notyoueither]

Dear lord.

[Hauldren Collider]

This is gonna be fun.

opcorn:

[ZEE]

.

[KrazyHorse]

Challenge her to a fight

**** you for beating me to this

[Zoetstofzoetje]

30-page thread monster here we go

When she calls, NAIL THAT DATE. And I don´t mean sex yet, I mean make sure there´s a time and place that you meet to have coffee, drinks, etc.

[Hauldren Collider]

If we're following the AAHZ manual, "Get that rag covered in chloroform and the bottle of viagra".


double xpost

Also, congrats alby

[Zoetstofzoetje]

First thing's first... when she calls, do I answer or show that I'm a busy man and don't answer?

I´m starting to think that you are indeed a wealthy diplomat somewhere who´s trolling us.

[KrazyHorse]

I´m starting to think that you are indeed a wealthy diplomat somewhere who´s trolling us.

Yeah, this one's over the top.