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Originally posted by Al B. Sure!
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I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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Okay she text me, "Hey this is XXX save my number
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Now what? Do I call her?"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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.Last edited by ZEE; September 26, 2011, 05:26.Order of the Fly
Those that cannot curse, cannot heal.Comment
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Come on.... now what?! It's been 8 minutes since she text me."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Text her back: "I'll call you later, right now I'm fighting like twenty guys at once"<p style="font-size:1024px">HTML is disabled in signatures
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FTFYOriginally posted by loinburger View Post12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
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Alternatively, add some truth to it by replacing fighting with ****ing."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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**** you.Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post"The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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**** **** ****"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Wait a few more minutes, and say something like, ¨Hi! This is Albie. You wanna get a drink somewhere this Saturday or the next?¨Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View PostOkay she text me, "Hey this is XXX save my number"
Now what? Do I call her?
It´s good, because it´s direct, yet not too desperate. You don´t want to overdo the macho thing.Comment
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Umm... I don't drink... and ah... this chick is under 21. Actually, maybe that's a problem. I don't think she knows how old I am"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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I'm a dumbass so I text back "What's up?" and she didnt text me back. I'm backing out of this if she does text me back. Not talking today. It's Friday night.
Now what about tomorrow? What if I see her tomorrow? What's next?"Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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Are you kidding me? It used to be the case that 21-year olds didn´t know jack **** in the bedroom, but the current ones seem to have more experience than I do. So younger generally means better looking and more flexible.
Give her a beer and take a bittertonic or whatever it is that you do drink instead. BUT TAKE HER OUT.Comment
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Dumbass. Dumbass. Dumbass.Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
Text her back again, saying, oops, clicked ¨send¨ too quickly, ¨meant to say, what´s up, wanna go grab a drink tomorrow night?¨Comment
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**** it. I'm leaving it alone. Concerned about tomorrow, the day after, etc. right now. If she texts me back, then what? But I'm not actively doing anything today. Tomorrow, maybe, but not today."Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
"I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben KenobiComment
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