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  • #76
    Originally posted by loinburger View Post
    Don't tell her about your masturbation schedule
    Also don´t tell her you had your lower ribs removed for auto-fellatio.

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    • #77
      Now you just have to decide whether to go to Five Guys or In N Out.

      I can't believe you actually have eating establishments called such strange things, but never mind.

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      • #78
        Originally posted by Cort Haus View Post
        Now you just have to decide whether to go to Five Guys or In N Out.

        I can't believe you actually have eating establishments called such strange things, but never mind.
        Not in Philly.
        "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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        • #79
          Fair enough. Perhaps you have a place called Philybuster or some such

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          • #80
            Philly only has popeye's and checkers
            12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
            Stadtluft Macht Frei
            Killing it is the new killing it
            Ultima Ratio Regum

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            • #81
              Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post
              Philly only has popeye's and checkers
              And Crown Fried Chicken. Don't forget Crown. And Church's.


              She: "Yea sure where at?"

              Uhh....

              Should I be like I'm not from round there, so what's good?
              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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              • #82
                Something fancy like a sushi shop. NOT McD or some other junk-ass place.

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                • #83
                  Dude, this is the hood. Sushi shop?! Where the **** you think I live? I don't have a car so I can't drive down-town.
                  "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                  "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                  • #84


                    Ask her what food she likes.

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                    • #85
                      This thread is the greatest thing I HAVE EVER READ. Al, you have less game than Johnny Bravo.
                      If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                      ){ :|:& };:

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by Cort Haus View Post


                        Ask her what food she likes.
                        "What do you like?"

                        Grr.... putting it in her hands is bad business but my female advisors aren't available.
                        "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                        "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                        • #87
                          Al, you really need to get better at talking to girls. For the most part, it's just like having a normal conversation with a person who you are not ultimately trying to have sex with.
                          If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                          ){ :|:& };:

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                          • #88
                            Name your first-born after me ok? Mohammed Zoetstofzoetje Ali III

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
                              Al, you really need to get better at talking to girls. For the most part, it's just like having a normal conversation with a person who you are not ultimately trying to have sex with.
                              Nope. Not true. You'll learn.
                              "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                              "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                              • #90
                                If there is no sound in space, how come you can hear the lasers?
                                ){ :|:& };:

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