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  • Me: "What do you like?"
    Her: "I like a variety of things but surprise me"
    Me: "I got you"
    Her: "Okay, maybe we can get to know each other better, see you tomorrow"

    Hmm.. now I got to figure some place out. Damn I wish I had a car.
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    "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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    • Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
      Me: "What do you like?"
      Her: "I like a variety of things but surprise me"
      Me: "I got you"
      Her: "Okay, maybe we can get to know each other better, see you tomorrow"

      Hmm.. now I got to figure some place out. Damn I wish I had a car.
      Rent one. See my advice. Another idea. Do you have a place in Philly where you eat in complete darkness?
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      • You know Al, I am completely useless with women, nothing ever seems to go according to plan. But even I am scratching my head at how you managed to pull defeat from the jaws of victory. She gave you her number. The next steps seem pretty obvious to me...arrange to meet up...by text, phone, carrier pigeon...whatever! But now you've gone into typical overanalysis mode. And the thing is, if you do go out on dates, you've already been given special admission by the fact she gave you her number.

        You know man, I dream of opportunities like this coming my way. dream of it. Yet you piss them up the wall.
        Speaking of Erith:

        "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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        • Dude, getting numbers is easy. I did no effort with this girl. She asked for my number! About half the time, they ask for my number or they just give it to me unsolicited! It's what happens next that is impossible.
          "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
          "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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          • Not easy if you're me...it's a very superficial world we live in.
            Speaking of Erith:

            "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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              Last edited by ZEE; September 27, 2011, 00:34.
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              • Take a bus or taxi into the city center and show her a good time at a nice restaurant.

                JM
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                • I am in tears. Good luck, AS.
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                  • Originally posted by Jon Miller View Post
                    Take a bus or taxi into the city center and show her a good time at a nice restaurant.

                    JM
                    this. take her out somewhere nice and have a pleasant date.

                    stop making excuses about how it's hard to get downtown or that you're in the hood and blah blah blah. the girl clearly likes you. this is an opportunity. be a man and make it happen.
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                    • And buy her sushi
                      Speaking of Erith:

                      "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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                      • Originally posted by KrazyHorse View Post
                        NYC girls are notoriously man-crazy
                        God bless them.

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                        • This thread is a beautiful thing. Al if you don't end up in bed with this girl, you're disgracing male folk around the globe.

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                          • I've heard of bad with women but I find it hard to believe that this isn't a troll.
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                            • hopefully he doesn't find out that we all chipped in for her. getting that cashier's check was a pain in the balls.
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                              • Thanks for sharing, Alby. You have brightened my day.

                                I recommend a non-chain restaurant with table service, preferably with an ethnic cuisine and quiet enough to have a nice conversation. Also preferably, a place you know is good. Doesn't have to be expensive.
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