So a girl asked for my number

[Asher]

Just ****ing call her if you want to call her. ****ing text her if you want to text her. ****ing **** her if you want to **** her (and she's of legal age and consents). ****ing read her Winnie the Pooh if you want to read her Winnie the Pooh. Take control of your own ****ing life.

****.

[Al B. Sure!]

Just ****ing call her if you want to call her. ****ing text her if you want to text her. ****ing **** her if you want to **** her (and she's of legal age and consents). ****ing read her Winnie the Pooh if you want to read her Winnie the Pooh. Take control of your own ****ing life.

****.

She's not that young, holy ****. What do you think I am?

And no, that works with men. That doesn't work with women. Women are far more ****ing complicated.

[loinburger]

And no, that works with men. That doesn't work with women. Women are far more ****ing complicated.

No they're not. If you want her to play stupid head games with you then she might oblige, but hopefully she'd just dump you for being so neurotic.

[Cort Haus]

Phone her up and ask her out, Al.

Jesus wept.

[Asher]

She's not that young, holy ****. What do you think I am?

And no, that works with men. That doesn't work with women. Women are far more ****ing complicated.

Only:
1) When you want them to be
2) When they're not worth your time

It does work with women. It worked for me for women long ago.

[Al B. Sure!]

No. Not doing that on a Friday night. I'll hit her up later, like tomorrow afternoon. When I do that, what will I be doing?

I don't have no date planned so I'm not offering now. I don't know anything about what she like to do or her work schedule or whatever else so I'm not going down that same road, you might remember from the last time where I was criticized where I basically demanded the date.

[Zoetstofzoetje]

**** it. I'm leaving it alone. Concerned about tomorrow, the day after, etc. right now. If she texts me back, then what? But I'm not actively doing anything today. Tomorrow, maybe, but not today.

If you leave it alone now (because you´re a scared little *****, needing an excuse to **** up), your stupid aloof reaction to her enthusiastic text will mean she´ll never want to text you back ever again.

[Elok]

Well, first of all, if she asks you anything, your response should be, "hold on, I need to check with my friends on the internet."

Seriously, "just be yourself" is good advice not because yourself is necessarily a good person to be, but because trying to be someone else is a monstrous PITA and generally doesn't work. Even in romantic comedies it only works for so long. IRL she'll see you acting awkward, assume you're hiding something creepy, and run.

[Zoetstofzoetje]

Ok, if AlB doesn´t ring or text her now to set up a date I´m done with this thread. No reason to get all worked up because he wants to fail.

[Al B. Sure!]

She hasn't text me back since I said "What's up?". **** that involved ****. Scared her the **** away.

Another girl told me, "Girls never text right back. To make u think they're busy". That's why she hasn't text me back in 24 minutes. I'm leaving it alone right now. ****ing ****.

[Al B. Sure!]

TWO women I counselled told me to leave it alone and make me seem busy. They were both like WTF?! when I said "What's up?" See. **** this active ****.

[Zoetstofzoetje]

She has ***** and you´re it. You´re just doomed to fail because every chance you get to hook up with an XX-chromosome holder, you do whatever is most effective at scaring them away.

[Cort Haus]

No. Not doing that on a Friday night. I'll hit her up later, like tomorrow afternoon. When I do that, what will I be doing?

I don't have no date planned so I'm not offering now. I don't know anything about what she like to do or her work schedule or whatever else so I'm not going down that same road, you might remember from the last time where I was criticized where I basically demanded the date.

Ask. Don't demand. Ask.

"Hi, do you want to go out somewhere tomorrow night?"

[Asher]

Text her back calling her a **** and telling her that you're on to her. You ain't falling for no tranny.

Women like it when you are assertive. Plus she'll get naked to prove she's not a tranny.

[Al B. Sure!]

The women said to wait.