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  • you also make the assumption that things were successful. Albie could **** up a wet dream.
    I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.
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    • Doesn't that soldier know he's supposed to send periodic situation reports to higher?
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      • I have a feeling Albie will come back unimpressed, saying he prefers masturbation to sex now that he's tried them both.
        Graffiti in a public toilet
        Do not require skill or wit
        Among the **** we all are poets
        Among the poets we are ****.

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        • I look forward to his criticism of porn as not being in accord with how they do it in Philly.
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          • Originally posted by self biased View Post
            you also make the assumption that things were successful. Albie could **** up a wet dream.
            QFT

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            • Originally posted by onodera View Post
              I have a feeling Albie will come back unimpressed, saying he prefers masturbation to sex now that he's tried them both.
              Sad but true.
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              • Originally posted by Oerdin View Post
                Doesn't that soldier know he's supposed to send periodic situation reports to higher?
                Albie, you are fired! Don't bother with the Marines or any other military. All of them will tell you that you must make sure higher is always advised of your activities. You have failed to send situation reports to higher.
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                • Jesus Christ, let the poor kid try to get laid.

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                  • It's been several days. Either he's done the deed or he hasn't.
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                    • You all **** women after the first date? Sounds like you all are dating whores.
                      "Flutie was better than Kelly, Elway, Esiason and Cunningham." - Ben Kenobi
                      "I have nothing against Wilson, but he's nowhere near the same calibre of QB as Flutie. Flutie threw for 5k+ yards in the CFL." -Ben Kenobi

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                      • Albert Speer in calling many wives and girlfriends of posters 'whores' diplomatic charm offensive.

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                        • Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                          You all **** women after the first date? Sounds like you all are dating whores.
                          Not much of an update.
                          It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                          RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                          • Just open up a penthouse and copy one of those letters.

                            JM
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                            GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                            • Does the younger generation even read penthouse anymore.
                              It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
                              RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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                              • Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
                                I didn't get laid and I'm green with envy.
                                Translated for everyone's benefit.
                                Graffiti in a public toilet
                                Do not require skill or wit
                                Among the **** we all are poets
                                Among the poets we are ****.

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