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**self biased** · September 27, 2011, 20:17

you also make the assumption that things were successful. Albie could **** up a wet dream.

**Dinner** · September 27, 2011, 21:19

Doesn't that soldier know he's supposed to send periodic situation reports to higher?

**onodera** · September 28, 2011, 02:05

I have a feeling Albie will come back unimpressed, saying he prefers masturbation to sex now that he's tried them both.

**notyoueither** · September 28, 2011, 02:36

I look forward to his criticism of porn as not being in accord with how they do it in Philly.

**Tupac Shakur** · September 28, 2011, 02:41

Originally posted by self biased View Post

you also make the assumption that things were successful. Albie could **** up a wet dream.

QFT

**Dinner** · September 28, 2011, 03:41

Originally posted by onodera View Post

I have a feeling Albie will come back unimpressed, saying he prefers masturbation to sex now that he's tried them both.

Sad but true.

**Dinner** · September 28, 2011, 03:49

Originally posted by Oerdin View Post

Doesn't that soldier know he's supposed to send periodic situation reports to higher?

Albie, you are fired! Don't bother with the Marines or any other military. All of them will tell you that you must make sure higher is always advised of your activities. You have failed to send situation reports to higher.

**Tupac Shakur** · September 28, 2011, 04:44

Jesus Christ, let the poor kid try to get laid.

**Dinner** · September 28, 2011, 07:21

It's been several days. Either he's done the deed or he hasn't.

**Al B. Sure!** · September 28, 2011, 07:36

You all **** women after the first date? Sounds like you all are dating whores.

**Cort Haus** · September 28, 2011, 07:52

Albert Speer in calling many wives and girlfriends of posters 'whores' diplomatic charm offensive.

**rah** · September 28, 2011, 08:11

Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post

You all **** women after the first date? Sounds like you all are dating whores.

Not much of an update.

**Jon Miller** · September 28, 2011, 08:12

Just open up a penthouse and copy one of those letters.

JM

**rah** · September 28, 2011, 08:15

Does the younger generation even read penthouse anymore.

**onodera** · September 28, 2011, 08:17

Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post

I didn't get laid and I'm green with envy.

Translated for everyone's benefit.

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