So a girl asked for my number

[Al B. Sure!]

My wife has a theory; Is her ex 5'6" and kind of rolly polly?

I do not know his height but no, he's not fat.

Other chicks had current and ex boyfriends who were fat; although usually closer to 6 feet in height.

Women like 'cuddly teddy bears' not lean muscle.

[MRT144]

I do not know his height but no, he's not fat.

Other chicks had current and ex boyfriends who were fat; although usually closer to 6 feet in height.

Women like 'cuddly teddy bears' not lean muscle.

They don't like you acrid personality and your unwillingness to bone, NSA

[Al B. Sure!]

This girl I knew who came back to Philly for grad school asked me a few weeks ago if, hypothetically as women do, she were to ask me if I would have casual sex with her, would I be interested? Before getting your blood boiling, she was not asking me if I wanted to, but asking me if she were to ask me, would I do it, as some sort of meta-question. Of course, I said no.

[Asher]

Al thinks no dick in a bird is better than two dicks in a bush.

WHAM!

[Asher]

This girl I knew who came back to Philly for grad school asked me a few weeks ago if, hypothetically as women do, she were to ask me if I would have casual sex with her, would I be interested? Before getting your blood boiling, she was not asking me if I wanted to, but asking me if she were to ask me, would I do it, as some sort of meta-question. Of course, I said no.

Darwin was so right.

[MRT144]

This girl I knew who came back to Philly for grad school asked me a few weeks ago if, hypothetically as women do, she were to ask me if I would have casual sex with her, would I be interested? Before getting your blood boiling, she was not asking me if I wanted to, but asking me if she were to ask me, would I do it, as some sort of meta-question. Of course, I said no.

Wrong answer. So the wrong answer.

[Asher]

Wrong answer. So the wrong answer.

Even I wouldn't say no. Depending on the girl.

Though the kind of girl who goes BACK to Philly ( ) is suspect...

[giblets]

Why would you reject casual sex?????????

[Al B. Sure!]

What happened to sex only in a committed relationship? Besides, I'm not attracted to her.

[giblets]

Okay, you could have written that she wasn't attractive.

[Asher]

Why would you reject casual sex?????????

He's what we call a latent homosexual. His subconscious (and in this case, his conscious) sabotages his attempts with women which result in him never having sex with women. Then he takes it a step farther by joining the Marines (which are, lets be honest, more than a bit homoerotic) to get close and naked (nuts to butts and all) with fit men his age. Then if he ever lucks out and has his womanly bones survive OCS and enters the field will have copious amounts of NSA gay sex with horned up marines not getting any from women.

He's two decades and a Priesthood away from being caught with a male hooker and meth in a seedy hotel room.

It's textbook.

[Al B. Sure!]

I'm 26. Don't you think I'd know if I were gay?

[MRT144]

Even I wouldn't say no. Depending on the girl.

Though the kind of girl who goes BACK to Philly ( ) is suspect...

I imagine you pulling some kind of caper where one of your straight friends hides in the bathroom, you duck into it once **** gets down to action, then lights off he comes out and bones her, meanwhile you're finishing some kind of code, then simultaneous high fives as he orgasms and you submit code to QA.

[giblets]

He's what we call a latent homosexual. His subconscious (and in this case, his conscious) sabotages his attempts with women which result in him never having sex with women. Then he takes it a step farther by joining the Marines (which are, lets be honest, more than a bit homoerotic) to get close and naked (nuts to butts and all) with fit men his age. Then if he ever lucks out and has his womanly bones survive OCS and enters the field will have copious amounts of NSA gay sex with horned up marines not getting any from women.

He's two decades and a Priesthood away from being caught with a male hooker and meth in a seedy hotel room.

It's textbook.

That would be an interesting textbook.

[MRT144]

What happened to sex only in a committed relationship? Besides, I'm not attracted to her.

It's passe and not the norm for single 26 year old males who surely have urges to bone.