So a girl asked for my number

[Barnabas]

Albie, why don't you try dating a fat desperate girl?

[Tupac Shakur]

Yeah, you really need to slay some hood rats before you're ready to go up to the upper-echelon type ho.

[Ben Kenobi]

My wife asked if we had a pool going on how many days it would last. Did we?

I have it for 17 days.

[Carreidas]

I am totally at a lost regarding this, perhaps because english is not my mother language. How is a "pool duration" connected with all these?

[Elok]

A pool is a fairly informal type of gambling where everybody puts in money and a wager, in this case a guess as to how long before Al managed to screw it up. Whoever guesses right, or closest to right, gets the cash.

[Carreidas]

Ok, thanks Elok!

[Hauldren Collider]

Al...it mainly comes down to luck. Once a girl is attracted to you, ask her out, if the date goes well, great, and basically act like you normally do. If your normal personality turns women off, consider being a better person.

I'm sorry if this is harsh. Really, if your personality itself is repulsive to women, that's your fault.

[kentonio]

This is seriously at least the 20th instance of this. I've talked about it repeatedly on Apolyton. As soon as a few days, as soon as you get past the initial attraction and pickup stage, women run the **** away.

Err dude, the initial attraction stage is suppose to last at least a couple of months. You didn't ask her if you could borrow money for crack did you?

[Felch]

Nah, I'm guessing he lectured her too much about nutrition.

[Dinner]

Al should just become a monk. Sure, it would be insincere but at least he would have an excuse as to why he hasn't gotten laid.

[Egbert]

Funny how she was perplexed how I didn't have a girlfriend and didn't understand how women can reject me... guess she can ask herself to get that answer.

Umh. Alby, seriously. If you told her that 20 women straight had dumped you within a week then she WILL dump you. She will think there is something wrong with you if you keep getting dumped. She will think there must be something wrong with you if you tell her that you haven't been able to get a girlfriend. It does not matter why you are having trouble. She will think there must be some reason for it and she WILL dump you. If she does not know why she will still dump you because she will be thinking there must be a reason even if she doesn't know what it is.

If you are telling chicks that you are having trouble getting a girl, then that could be why they are running away within the week. That may be all there is to it.

[Sir Og]

Al should just become a monk. Sure, it would be insincere but at least he would have an excuse as to why he hasn't gotten laid.

Nah, he will find some nice guy in the marines and they will live happily ever after.

[onodera]

Give simeone her FB profile, we will politely ask her and find out what's so ****ing wrong with you.

[Az]

I agree with onodera

[Dinner]

It can't hurt. The ***** doesn't want to talk to you any way but maybe we'll get some honest feedback which might help you stop sabotaging yourself. This is really not complicated stuff, Al, and even dirt bags can routinely keep the girls enamored long enough to nail them in the sack. You're obviously doing something extremely wrong.