So a girl asked for my number

[Dinner]

Is that you, Big D?

[Carreidas]

Nope, I am not Dis. Neither do I live in Nevada. I miss Dis, though... Long time no see.

Also, where is my old pal Fez/Giancarlo?

[Elok]

Does your person have facial hair?

...oops, wrong game, n/m.

[Carreidas]

You mean the avatar?

Is the Vault Boy, a typical icon of the Fallout series.

[Elok]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guess_Who%3F

[Dinner]

Nope, I am not Dis. Neither do I live in Nevada. I miss Dis, though... Long time no see.

Also, where is my old pal Fez/Giancarlo?

Fez fezzed out (he announced he hated gays, then came out as gay, advocated throwing people out of helicopters if he didn't like their politics, and other stupid ****), then announced he hated poly and was never coming back.

[Carreidas]

Oh what a shame... He was a nice fella. Well, maybe not "nice" but at least an "entertaining" fella.

[Al B. Sure!]

The week curse has struck again. She has unfriended me from facebook and didn't respond to my texts.

[Elok]

"The week curse"? You have a name for this?

[Al B. Sure!]

This is seriously at least the 20th instance of this. I've talked about it repeatedly on Apolyton. As soon as a few days, as soon as you get past the initial attraction and pickup stage, women run the **** away.

I wasn't lying. You all don't understand how hopeless it is.

[Carreidas]

That's unfortunate. But what happened? Why did she unfriended you? Hope you didn't try to sell her a bond...

[Al B. Sure!]

Funny how she was perplexed how I didn't have a girlfriend and didn't understand how women can reject me... guess she can ask herself to get that answer.

[Tupac Shakur]

You all don't understand how hopeless it is.

Actually, I feel a fair number of us demonstrated in this very thread that we do.

[Felch]

There needs to be a camera crew that follows Alby around when he dates. Not for prurient purposes, but just to review where he failed. Sort of like how football teams watch old footage to see where their weaknesses are. I just imagine him going full on Charlie Kelly.

[Elok]

My wife asked if we had a pool going on how many days it would last. Did we?