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  • Originally posted by Felch View Post
    There needs to be a camera crew that follows Alby around when he dates. Not for prurient purposes, but just to review where he failed. Sort of like how football teams watch old footage to see where their weaknesses are. I just imagine him going full on Charlie Kelly.

    HAHA, seriously.
    "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
    'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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    • I think he got some stanky on his tanky and he is not one to brag.

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      • Albie might be manlier than we can imagine.

        I have a friend, and this information is 100% attested, who has a *huge* 12-incher. No girl has ever dated him for more than a month.
        In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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        • My confidential source tells me Albi can stick out his tongue and touch his nose.

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          • Originally posted by Oncle Boris View Post
            Albie might be manlier than we can imagine.

            I have a friend, and this information is 100% attested, who has a *huge* 12-incher. No girl has ever dated him for more than a month.
            Yeah but cmon, Al probably hasn't even gotten to the point where he's whipping it out.
            "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
            'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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            • Maybe that is the problem.
              "Ceterum censeo Ben esse expellendum."

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              • Originally posted by Oncle Boris View Post
                Albie might be manlier than we can imagine.

                I have a friend, and this information is 100% attested, who has a *huge* 12-incher. No girl has ever dated him for more than a month.
                I see why, what women would want a man with a horse c0ck?

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                • I have a friend that is well hung with monster meat and he tells me when the women see that thing they put their clothes back on and leave.

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                  • Have you considered that the prostitute you dated might be stalking you and ruining all your relationships?

                    SP
                    I got the Jete from C.C. Sabathia. : Jon Miller

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                    • Originally posted by Fve Crathva View Post
                      Have you considered that the prostitute you dated might be stalking you and ruining all your relationships?

                      SP
                      What, does dating a prostitute look bad?

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                      • Originally posted by gribbler View Post
                        What, does dating a prostitute look bad?
                        Only when you buy them multiple cars and they still dont **** you.
                        "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                        'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                        • It's hard to imagine the prospect of a free car scaring away every single girl who initially shows interest in him.

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                          • Two free cars, if I recall correctly.

                            The ideal relationship for a rev-head chick who hates sex.

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                            • Originally posted by gribbler View Post
                              It's hard to imagine the prospect of a free car scaring away every single girl who initially shows interest in him.
                              I'm at a loss. I wish we could help him.
                              "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                              'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                              • If Ben got hit by a bus there would be a decrease in posts as well, yet none of us would miss him much.
                                I bet you have a bathroom devoted to me.
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