So a girl asked for my number

[MRT144]

There needs to be a camera crew that follows Alby around when he dates. Not for prurient purposes, but just to review where he failed. Sort of like how football teams watch old footage to see where their weaknesses are. I just imagine him going full on Charlie Kelly.

HAHA, seriously.

[Docfeelgood]

I think he got some stanky on his tanky and he is not one to brag.

[Fake Boris]

Albie might be manlier than we can imagine.

I have a friend, and this information is 100% attested, who has a *huge* 12-incher. No girl has ever dated him for more than a month.

[Docfeelgood]

My confidential source tells me Albi can stick out his tongue and touch his nose.

[MRT144]

Albie might be manlier than we can imagine.

I have a friend, and this information is 100% attested, who has a *huge* 12-incher. No girl has ever dated him for more than a month.

Yeah but cmon, Al probably hasn't even gotten to the point where he's whipping it out.

[dannubis]

Maybe that is the problem.

[Docfeelgood]

Albie might be manlier than we can imagine.

I have a friend, and this information is 100% attested, who has a *huge* 12-incher. No girl has ever dated him for more than a month.

I see why, what women would want a man with a horse c0ck?

[Docfeelgood]

I have a friend that is well hung with monster meat and he tells me when the women see that thing they put their clothes back on and leave.

[Fve Crathva]

Have you considered that the prostitute you dated might be stalking you and ruining all your relationships?

SP

[giblets]

Have you considered that the prostitute you dated might be stalking you and ruining all your relationships?

SP

What, does dating a prostitute look bad?

[MRT144]

What, does dating a prostitute look bad?

Only when you buy them multiple cars and they still dont **** you.

[giblets]

It's hard to imagine the prospect of a free car scaring away every single girl who initially shows interest in him.

[Egbert]

Two free cars, if I recall correctly.

The ideal relationship for a rev-head chick who hates sex.

[MRT144]

It's hard to imagine the prospect of a free car scaring away every single girl who initially shows interest in him.

I'm at a loss. I wish we could help him.

[Ben Kenobi]

If Ben got hit by a bus there would be a decrease in posts as well, yet none of us would miss him much.

I bet you have a bathroom devoted to me.