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  • Originally posted by Oerdin View Post
    It can't hurt. The ***** doesn't want to talk to you any way but maybe we'll get some honest feedback which might help you stop sabotaging yourself. This is really not complicated stuff, Al, and even dirt bags can routinely keep the girls enamored long enough to nail them in the sack. You're obviously doing something extremely wrong.
    You do realise that when Alby gets a girlfriend there will be an enormous dimunition in the number of posts on Poly OT?

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    • Is that good or bad?
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      • If Ben got hit by a bus there would be a decrease in posts as well, yet none of us would miss him much.
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        • Originally posted by Al B. Sure! View Post
          The week curse has struck again. She has unfriended me from facebook and didn't respond to my texts.
          Maybe she found out you posted her picture on a message board full of lascivious nerds?
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          • Originally posted by Hauldren Collider View Post
            If Ben got hit by a bus there would be a decrease in posts as well, yet none of us would miss him much.
            I would hope that most of us don't want Ben hit by a bus.

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            • No, poor bus driver would probably be traumatised.
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              • Originally posted by Jon Miller View Post
                I would hope that most of us don't want Ben hit by a bus.

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                I just want him off the site. I don't really care how it happens, although I don't actually wish death on him.
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                • I think most of us would be glad if he didn't post on apolyton (or anywhere else). I think it might actually be good for him?

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                  • If only there were people on Apolyton with the power to do something about that...
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                    • Originally posted by onodera View Post
                      Give simeone her FB profile, we will politely ask her and find out what's so ****ing wrong with you.
                      YES!
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                      • Originally posted by Braindead View Post
                        You do realise that when Alby gets a girlfriend there will be an enormous dimunition in the number of posts on Poly OT?
                        he don't want to play with us anymore

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                        • Exactly how far did you get with her?
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                          • Originally posted by Bugs ****ing Bunny View Post
                            Exactly how far did you get with her?
                            He tried to get further than usual and she kneed him in the balls. This means he won't be able to try and join the marines again soon due to a new trauma.
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                            • Al should date Canadian girls, they're lovely and put out sooner.

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                              • Wait a second guys, obviously this is connected to how he looks. Some fat star trek nerd is rubbing his taint all over her face right now because women don't like athletic 6'2" people with olive skin.
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