What rights do I have?

[Ben Kenobi]

Excuse me?

What, you deaf or something? You heard me.

[giblets]

I've got a rock that keeps tigers away.

EDIT: Also a bunch of guns.

Maybe you could befriend them with some marijuana...?

[Dinner]

He most likely does not call likely mating partners *****es.

Nor do I... To their faces... In fact, I'm usually all sweetness and nice and it is only on the internet where I try to pretend I'm macho. Sad but true.

That said, I still have never bought a ***** a car.

[Lorizael]

What, you deaf or something? You heard me.

You better not being suggesting that I am in any way associated with San Diego.

[Dinner]

**** no.

I can't do this private sector bull****. It ticks me off. I just want to make it clear to all the haters here that it's not that I'm incompetent. I've excelled at every job I've worked at. I just don't like it.

Better for my ability to benefit the national defense.

That's what I like to hear. Just don't go chasing a ghost, my friend.

[Dinner]

I'm gonna get kinda over the top here but...

1. The US Military has not credibly defended our nation since 1812 and even then Canadians still have Scoreboard!!! on us.
2. Your weak shins might be useful as a diversion to let the rest of your company do their job but I hardly call that nation defending abilities. We could use retirees for the same end.

I'd claim worthless southern rebels in 1861 constituted a viable threat to the nation though I concede they were still nothing more than worthless southerners. Best to shoot them and let god sort them out.

[Hauldren Collider]

"worthless southerners" put up a pretty good fight, considering that the north had all the railroads and troops and industry and whatnot. Also, I'd argue that world war 2 really was a credible threat to us, had Hitler taken over Europe, things would have been bleak for us.

[Dinner]

Stay classy San Diego!

I only knew about this because Al quoted it but...

[Dinner]

These people should get a room.

[MRT144]

"worthless southerners" put up a pretty good fight, considering that the north had all the railroads and troops and industry and whatnot. Also, I'd argue that world war 2 really was a credible threat to us, had Hitler taken over Europe, things would have been bleak for us.

Let's not pretend that the battles were won and lost on the front of Norfolk VA.

By extension of fighting Hitler in Europe we may have been defending America, but it was a First Order defense of Europe against Hitler.

[MRT144]

I'd claim worthless southern rebels in 1861 constituted a viable threat to the nation though I concede they were still nothing more than worthless southerners. Best to shoot them and let god sort them out.

Civil War is a wildcard.

[Ben Kenobi]

I'd claim worthless southern rebels in 1861 constituted a viable threat to the nation though I concede they were still nothing more than worthless southerners. Best to shoot them and let god sort them out.

You mean the war of Yankee aggression? You say that as if the constitution didn't explicitly state that states have the right to secede. Still do, btw.

[Dinner]

Lady's don't belong in the news room!

[MRT144]

So define for me what constitutes, 'credible defense'.

1. Hawaii was a territory
2. We did not defend it from the Japanese attack and only through luck did we avoid being completely shut out of the Pacific Theater during WWII
3. All subsequent battles were not fought in anything that will ever become a state of the United States
4. I don't think firebombing civilians is a credible form of defense.

[Dinner]

You mean the war of Yankee aggression? You say that as if the constitution didn't explicitly state that states have the right to secede. Still do, btw.

Alright dumbass. Please quote the part of the constitution which "explicitly says states have the right to secede". Or better yet simply kill yourself for being stupid and save us all the trouble.