What rights do I have?

[MRT144]

**** no.

I can't do this private sector bull****. It ticks me off. I just want to make it clear to all the haters here that it's not that I'm incompetent. I've excelled at every job I've worked at. I just don't like it.

Better for my ability to benefit the national defense.

I'm gonna get kinda over the top here but...

1. The US Military has not credibly defended our nation since 1812 and even then Canadians still have Scoreboard!!! on us.
2. Your weak shins might be useful as a diversion to let the rest of your company do their job but I hardly call that nation defending abilities. We could use retirees for the same end.

[Darius871]

I said this is a more serious situation than some petty Wells Fargo stuff ... what are my rights?

Zip, zero, nada. Welcome to the world of at-will employment. Even if you hadn't been a condescending and insubordinate pr**k, they still would have you over a barrel. You're damned lucky she let it slide.

[Ben Kenobi]

1. The US Military has not credibly defended our nation since 1812 and even then Canadians still have Scoreboard!!! on us.

Umm, you don't consider Pearl Harbour to be part of the nation? Interesting perspective.

Anyways, good luck Albert, I hope you make the Marines and do what you enjoy doing.

[Al B. Sure!]

Zip, zero, nada. Welcome to the world of at-will employment. Even if you hadn't been a condescending and insubordinate pr**k, they still would have you over a barrel. You're damned lucky she let it slide.

It's moot now but, does this fall under the purview of witness intimidation?

[Lorizael]

What? Like write science fiction comics?

I'll grant you more people laugh at your whole marine debacle than my comic.

[rah]

Umm, you don't consider Pearl Harbour to be part of the nation? Interesting perspective.

I don't think having that many ships sunk in port is considered a credible defense.

[Ben Kenobi]

I don't think having that many ships sunk in port is considered a credible defense.

So you don't consider the unconditional surrender of Japan credible defense either?

[Ben Kenobi]

I'll grant you more people laugh at your whole marine debacle than my comic.

Stay classy San Diego!

[Al B. Sure!]

So you don't consider the unconditional surrender of Japan credible defense either?

Wow is your brain broken.

[Lorizael]

Stay classy San Diego!

Excuse me?

[Darius871]

It's moot now but, does this fall under the purview of witness intimidation?

Those statutes almost uniformly contain some sort of intent element. Anyone would be hard-pressed to claim Wells Fargo has any interest in some thug's acquittal.

[MRT144]

So you don't consider the unconditional surrender of Japan credible defense either?

Nope.

Do I need to reference Bear Patrol to you?

[Ben Kenobi]

Nope.

Do I need to reference Bear Patrol to you?

So define for me what constitutes, 'credible defense'.

[Ben Kenobi]

Wow is your brain broken.

Of all the people here on the thread, I'm the only one who actually supported you?

And you're saying that my brain is broken? You might want to reconsider pissing people off who are trying very hard to be supportive.

[Felch]

I've got a rock that keeps tigers away.

EDIT: Also a bunch of guns.